The Curious Case of Tragic Angelus?
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- Mr Wallstreet
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The Curious Case of Tragic Angelus?
We've been sitting on a gold mine and didn't even know it.
Benjamin Button has been receiving critical acclaim and awards for now. The premise is about a man who ages backwards.
Well we've got someone who hasn't aged a day since turning 12: Edbert!
We could sell his life story to Hollywood and really, really whore him out in ways he never imagined. We'd be a shoe in for all the major awards and though the film would only make a moderate amount at the box office, it would be our "in" to the industry opening up new doors and opportunities.
By the time we, and Hollywood are done with Edbert, he'll be the male version of Lindsey Lohan and Britney Spears-post coked out crashes.
EDIT:
We could call the film: The Balls That Never Dropped
Of course rewrites are welcome.
Since I came up with this Magnificent idea, I insist on being his agent. I'll get sell to all the right people
Benjamin Button has been receiving critical acclaim and awards for now. The premise is about a man who ages backwards.
Well we've got someone who hasn't aged a day since turning 12: Edbert!
We could sell his life story to Hollywood and really, really whore him out in ways he never imagined. We'd be a shoe in for all the major awards and though the film would only make a moderate amount at the box office, it would be our "in" to the industry opening up new doors and opportunities.
By the time we, and Hollywood are done with Edbert, he'll be the male version of Lindsey Lohan and Britney Spears-post coked out crashes.
EDIT:
We could call the film: The Balls That Never Dropped
Of course rewrites are welcome.
Since I came up with this Magnificent idea, I insist on being his agent. I'll get sell to all the right people
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I just think you haven't thought it through enough, that's all.Mr Wallstreet wrote:And I was going to let you write the screenplay too. Now you get nothing!
I think we'd be better off whoring him out to the religious first, as proof of a miracle. We place him in a tent like a circus freak and charge the credulo...I mean, religious to see and touch him, and thus collapse to the ground quaking like epileptics.
And of course, we must do this before he gets his sex change. "Fountain of Youth" or no, the religious will not accept a miracle in the form of some butchered-up tranny.
After we have milked that for a couple years, THEN we could implement your plot. Then we could do all sorts of documentaries, book deals, dolls and what not. Plus, then he'd have his sex change and that would add to his overall marketability. Can you say, "Oprah"?
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I think you should be is agent, wallys pitch pales in comparisonJunkogen wrote:I just think you haven't thought it through enough, that's all.
I think we'd be better off whoring him out to the religious first, as proof of a miracle. We place him in a tent like a circus freak and charge the credulo...I mean, religious to see and touch him, and thus collapse to the ground quaking like epileptics.
And of course, we must do this before he gets his sex change. "Fountain of Youth" or no, the religious will not accept a miracle in the form of some butchered-up tranny.
After we have milked that for a couple years, THEN we could implement your plot. Then we could do all sorts of documentaries, book deals, dolls and what not. Plus, then he'd have his sex change and that would add to his overall marketability. Can you say, "Oprah"?
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- Tragic Angelus
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Agreed, Junk seems better suited for the marketing.. Wally you could handle business arrangements though.
And come on, if we're going to try launching ourselves into the film industry, don't you think "Achievements Never Cease" would be the best way to lock ourselves in? You always want to try the blockbuster, gaurenteed seller first, then go for the artsy, more independent film.![Big Grin :D](./images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
And come on, if we're going to try launching ourselves into the film industry, don't you think "Achievements Never Cease" would be the best way to lock ourselves in? You always want to try the blockbuster, gaurenteed seller first, then go for the artsy, more independent film.
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Actually, I think it should be a joint venture. All I did was build off your initial proposal. It was your initial creative spark that spawned this whole whoring of Ed proposition.Mr Wallstreet wrote:I admit, I lack Junk's creativity, so I'll step aside and let him sell your ass to the highest bidder
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