What do you need right now?

Stocky Boy · Post by **Stocky Boy** » Sun Feb 22, 2009 1:41 pm

AND WHY ARE YOU INSTEAD POSTING ABOUT IT INSTEAD OF DOING IT ???

??

I need a crap.

I'm too busy thinking up stupid new threads and waiting for replies to actually go and fulfill this bodily need.

:D

Mr Wallstreet · Post by **Mr Wallstreet** » Sun Feb 22, 2009 1:48 pm

The reason you're not taking a crap right now is because there is probably someone on the same floor as you. Knowing you, you need the entire floor evacuated before you even approach the shitter

wolf_2099 · Post by **wolf_2099** » Sun Feb 22, 2009 2:12 pm

I need to poop. I think I will go do that, and bring my laptop with me, and post while doing so.

ChimeraCreative · Post by **ChimeraCreative** » Sun Feb 22, 2009 3:05 pm

I've had very few people bring the phone to the toilet with them, the worst offender of the 'potty mouth' is actually on this board. He will remain nameless, for now...

Stocky Boy · Post by **Stocky Boy** » Sun Feb 22, 2009 4:46 pm

Kid! Clearly.

Since, last I replied, I have done some excercise and watched the latest episode of Lost. I did not poop. I still need one.

... Have I simply created a thread in which my only ever, present need will be to poop?
:-/

ChimeraCreative · Post by **ChimeraCreative** » Sun Feb 22, 2009 4:54 pm

Irish breakfast tea, no sugar, let the teabag steep for about 15 minutes.

POW! POOPS AHOY!

Stocky Boy · Post by **Stocky Boy** » Sun Feb 22, 2009 5:05 pm

If you let the teabag stay in for 15 minutes when do you start consuming? Surely the tea has gone luke warm after 15 mins?

Andy needs to get ready for bed. Work on the morrow.

Andy will likely stay up for another 5 minutes though. He can't help himself.

ChimeraCreative · Post by **ChimeraCreative** » Sun Feb 22, 2009 5:08 pm

Naw, it's still pretty warm. And since you kinda segued into it for me, I find chugging cooled tea (slightly warm) to be the most effective for, um, the needs of nature and such.

Tragic Angelus · Post by **Tragic Angelus** » Sun Feb 22, 2009 5:34 pm

I need to write a paper on Shakespeare.. using a topic my prof gave me.. but I don't want to.

wolf_2099 · Post by **wolf_2099** » Sun Feb 22, 2009 6:27 pm

ChimeraCreative wrote:I've had very few people bring the phone to the toilet with them, the worst offender of the 'potty mouth' is actually on this board. He will remain nameless, for now...

That is disgusting.
If I heard someone voiding their bowel or bladders on the phone I'd hang up on them.

William McDert · Post by **William McDert** » Sun Feb 22, 2009 8:25 pm

Stocky, what the fuck, how do you exercise while needing to poop?

wolf_2099 · Post by **wolf_2099** » Sun Feb 22, 2009 8:35 pm

William McDert wrote:Stocky, what the fuck, how do you exercise while needing to poop?

Try doing really heavy squats.

Fasheem · Post by **Fasheem** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 3:19 am

I need to sleep. I am posting instead of sleeping because it's 6:20pm. I need to get myself back into "working" time.

The French Biscuit · Post by **The French Biscuit** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 10:40 am

I need to do about a million things, but I have class this morning so that puts them off for a few hours.

*crosses fingers that she doesn't have a lab assignment today*

CBKA · Post by **CBKA** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 10:44 am

I will admit, to my shame, i will answer the phone while having a shit.

I will never ring anyone though, I do have some boundaries

CBKA · Post by **CBKA** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 10:46 am

and to answer the original question i need to find a job. I haven't got a clue how anyone can survive on the dole.

MGM · Post by **MGM** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 3:58 pm

I'm thinking about watching True Blood.

wolf_2099 · Post by **wolf_2099** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 6:18 pm

I need my testicles to stop hurting.

wolf_2099 · Post by **wolf_2099** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 6:19 pm

I also need CBKA to change his fucking avatar, that's disgusting.

Mr Wallstreet · Post by **Mr Wallstreet** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 8:03 pm

I need a light snack