Ear or two fingers?

[Stocky Boy]

Would you rather lose an ear or two fingers or your choice?


Would you, for $100,000 take a crap naked, in a public gathering area, at your place of work?
People would know there was money involved


And now for the ultimate question...















... would you ignore a long line of people standing in line to have something signed by their favourite comic writer/artist and just walk right up to the comic creator, pissing off everyone else in the line, just to get your comics signed, avoiding the queue? :D:D

[wolf_2099]

Could I still hear with my ear gone?
Yes, for 100 000. although I might get shy and not be able to.

And, no, never!

[Mr Wallstreet]

I'd lose the ear. I need my fingers for as long as I can
For $100,000...Depends, do I get the $100,000 free of tax?
And no, I would not blatantly jump the line. Too much potential for violence

[ChimeraCreative]

Losing the ear itself would impact the way you hear but the eardrum is inside and I would assume it would be left intact. It would look creepy as hell missing an ear and I'm sure the Van Gogh jokes would be endless, but I need my fingers.

And considering I 'work' from home (I actually chuckled when I wrote 'work') the pooh thing's no big deal. I'd be hesitant if I had to clean it up after myself.

Jumping line, eh? Suppose I could fake a limp, turn on a smile and make a clean (albeit limpy) getaway afterwards. ^_^

[Stocky Boy]

I think I would lose the ear, too.
You would still be able to hear out of that ear hole. If you wanted, I'm sure you could have a plastic item grafted onto your face that couldbe shaped like an ear and function like a lobe does i.e. as an amplifier for receiving sound.
Losing your two little fingers would be too weird.

$100,000 tax free Wally!
I'm not sure about this one. For $1,000,000 I definitely would. I think $500,000 too. Not sure about $100,000.

Am I the only bastard who would jump the line? Shame on me.

[XIII]

I'd lose the fingers I think. That plastic item Stocky is talking about somehow reminds me of Mr. Potato Head.
$100,000 isn't worth losing my job so no.
I don't think I'd jump the line. Not from fear of retaliation by other fans but more from fear that the creator might dash me in public, in front of everyone.

[The French Biscuit]

Would you rather lose an ear or two fingers or your choice?

Probably the ear. I need all my fingers to type and stuff, ears are just there for looks.

Would you, for $100,000 take a crap naked, in a public gathering area, at your place of work?
People would know there was money involved

Do I get to be drunk in this hypothetical money making scenario? If so, then definitely yes.
If not, then only yes if I get to quit said job that very day.

... would you ignore a long line of people standing in line to have something signed by their favourite comic writer/artist and just walk right up to the comic creator, pissing off everyone else in the line, just to get your comics signed, avoiding the queue? :D:D

No, I'm too shy.

[CBKA]

the fingers.

I don't have a place of work but i would happily go and crap at my old lace of works for free, but i want a guarentee that there will be no legal repercussions.

i doubt chuck austin would have a line

[MGM]

Lose the ear, grow my hair.

I wouldn't. Or maybe if I'd leave the place anyway.

I'd not blatantly cut the line, I'd let Wulf do it for me.

[wolf_2099]

I'd not blatantly cut the line, I'd let Wulf do it for me.

I prefer to ambush the talent, rather than cut the line.

Although I do certainly do both.