Edbert vs. Wally: WHO YA GOT?!?

IrishCream · Post by **IrishCream** » Sat Feb 21, 2009 6:31 pm

vs.

Alright, these guys have been fighting over which super chick they'd rather be in the first BX draft. Meanwhile the men watched on in shame and disgust. At least now we can debate who'd win if they had to duke it out over the final female character in existence to live out their lives!

Contestants
Tragic Angelus
Mr. Wallstreet

Intro Song
Ed: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrV0c9ETnWo
Wally: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cDWPvhiPWg

Chick he wish he could be
Ed: Buffy
Wally: Any woman willing to let men shove dollar bills in her mouth...so basically Paris Hilton

Number of posts each day
Ed: Depends on who's talking about DC or Joss Whedon
Wally: As much as it takes to beat Junkogen

Deep dark secret
Ed: Found Joss Whedon's X-Men work lacking
Wally: Treats hookers with respect

Reason you wouldn't want him in charge of your job's union
Ed: Awww...he too young to work!
Wally: Would instantly turn corrupt.

Finishing move
Ed: Forever staying 12 years of age
Wally: Destroying the economy

Mr Wallstreet · Post by **Mr Wallstreet** » Sat Feb 21, 2009 6:35 pm

My face is hurting from laughing

Tragic Angelus · Post by **Tragic Angelus** » Sat Feb 21, 2009 6:40 pm

Oh sweet lord.. so is mind

:D:D

My roommate wants to know what's so funny, but I can't even begin to explain it

ChimeraCreative · Post by **ChimeraCreative** » Sun Feb 22, 2009 12:21 am

*reps Irish... might do it again*

Tragic Angelus · Post by **Tragic Angelus** » Sun Feb 22, 2009 1:06 am

Besides the whole premise of the thread, I think the best part is the "Darkest Secret"

Fasheem · Post by **Fasheem** » Sun Feb 22, 2009 3:33 am

Brilliant.

wolf_2099 · Post by **wolf_2099** » Sun Feb 22, 2009 2:14 pm

Is that actually a picture of Edbert?

ChimeraCreative · Post by **ChimeraCreative** » Sun Feb 22, 2009 3:06 pm

Yeah, that sure looks like Eddie. ^_^ It's just more proof that he'll never grown up, eh?

Mr Wallstreet · Post by **Mr Wallstreet** » Sun Feb 22, 2009 4:01 pm

I think it's frightening how much Ed looks like the kids who played the Weasly twins from the Harry Potter first Harry Potter films.

Hmmm "Ed Weasly"

Tragic Angelus · Post by **Tragic Angelus** » Sun Feb 22, 2009 5:16 pm

hah, yea that was a rather recent pic on the Fbook.

wolf_2099 · Post by **wolf_2099** » Sun Feb 22, 2009 6:22 pm

Mr Wallstreet wrote:I think it's frightening how much Ed looks like the kids who played the Weasly twins from the Harry Potter first Harry Potter films.

Hmmm "Ed Weasly"

I was more thinking that guy looked kind of emo.

Tragic Angelus · Post by **Tragic Angelus** » Sun Feb 22, 2009 6:27 pm

Ha, considering that's almost what I fit into in terms of looks, I'll accept that.

MGM · Post by **MGM** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 4:01 pm

Where's the fight.

Tragic Angelus · Post by **Tragic Angelus** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 4:06 pm

Dunno.. he built it up then dropped it...

Also, no bets were placed. maybe that's why.

wolf_2099 · Post by **wolf_2099** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 6:17 pm

Who wants to fight someone who cuts themselves? Where is the fun in that?

I wish my lawn was emo.

IrishCream · Post by **IrishCream** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 8:43 pm

MGM wrote:Where's the fight.

I just display the facts about each fighter. The result is up to your imagination.

IrishCream · Post by **IrishCream** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 8:46 pm

And I suggest you read the thread "The Curious Case of Tragic Angelus" to see who's whuppin' who at the moment.

Mr Wallstreet · Post by **Mr Wallstreet** » Tue Feb 24, 2009 1:41 pm

Tragic Angelus wrote:
OH!

"Little Miss Edbert"!!!

I win! Shit, I didn't even have to do anything and I won. All I had to do was give Ed a little time and enough rope to hang himself and he did

...

Wait, that's not right. Women don't hang themselves, they tend to use pills and plastic bags.

wolf_2099 · Post by **wolf_2099** » Tue Feb 24, 2009 1:45 pm

Some do. It's not unheard of. And he isn't a woman, he's more on an inbetween.

The French Biscuit · Post by **The French Biscuit** » Tue Feb 24, 2009 1:46 pm

Sillies, he's 12. That makes him a girl not a woman.