Lazy Person's Guide to Eating

Fasheem · Post by **Fasheem** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 3:55 am

I think I have eviscerated you, you just didn't notice. I've definitely gotten snappy.

Have a mentioned lately how totally cute my students are?

MGM · Post by **MGM** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 4:00 am

I've got thick skin.

But no, I definitely don't remember that.

Not in so many words, but yeah, you've let it notice. What'd they do this time to make you mention it?

The French Biscuit · Post by **The French Biscuit** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 9:58 am

Fasheem wrote:I think I have eviscerated you, you just didn't notice. I've definitely gotten snappy.

Have a mentioned lately how totally cute my students are?

I remember too, you've definitely gotten sharp with MGM.

How totally cute are they?

MGM · Post by **MGM** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 11:22 am

I am in complete denial, I remember nothing!

wolf_2099 · Post by **wolf_2099** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 11:45 am

Fasheem wrote:
Have a mentioned lately how totally cute my students are?

No, how totally cute are they?

Fasheem · Post by **Fasheem** » Thu Apr 02, 2009 5:21 am

hehe!

Okay, this is my third job so I know how students are. Namely, fucking lazy. But these ones are not! Somehow, they are actually interested and most of them try hard. If I tell them to do something... they do it, or at least try. I don't have to try to persuade them or talk them into it like at previous jobs. They just. Do. It. I just love them so much!

Also, another month, another super cute handmade invitation from the English Dept to go do something. I think this one is for camping. I have to ask my more experienced coworkers about it.

MGM · Post by **MGM** » Thu Apr 02, 2009 9:05 am

Camping in Korea? I'd go! Awesome.

I'd say university students are eager to do and learn things, but than I'd be lying. Your students sounds great!

Fasheem · Post by **Fasheem** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 4:56 am

It's definitely for camping. I'm going camping next weekend! It's going to be great. I've never been to Gangwon-do so I'll be able to knock that off the list. Also we'll get drunk and do other camping things.

MGM · Post by **MGM** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 3:27 pm

That's just so awesome. Your life rocks, seriously.

Fasheem · Post by **Fasheem** » Fri May 01, 2009 11:00 pm

I got so fucking hammered last night. I drank 4 times my normal amount. Spent 5 times the normal amount. I recall just handing a guy ten bucks. Holy shit.

I'm supposed to go see Wolverine in a couple hours but I'm still fucking drunk.

Fasheem · Post by **Fasheem** » Fri May 01, 2009 11:00 pm

I've been in a funk the last two or so weeks but I think it's cured now.

wolf_2099 · Post by **wolf_2099** » Fri May 01, 2009 11:07 pm

Booze is a miracle drug.

The French Biscuit · Post by **The French Biscuit** » Tue May 05, 2009 6:37 pm

Has the camping trip come and gone or is it still on the horizon?

Fasheem · Post by **Fasheem** » Thu May 07, 2009 4:57 am

Hell that ended ages ago. Didn't I post about it? I stayed in a hotel with a sex toy vending machine! Didn't buy anything.

And I think the cure for my funk was actually my birth control. I went back on it and WHOA, I am feeling so much better.

MGM · Post by **MGM** » Thu May 07, 2009 11:49 am

A sex toy vending machine? Korea must be awesome.

What kind of toys were in that thing?

wolf_2099 · Post by **wolf_2099** » Thu May 07, 2009 12:48 pm

And how expensive were they

Fasheem · Post by **Fasheem** » Fri May 08, 2009 2:19 am

Just some basic jelly vibes, a g-spot thing. They were quite reasonably priced, normal retail value I believe.

CountD · Post by **CountD** » Tue May 12, 2009 7:02 am

Fasheem wrote:Just some basic jelly vibes, a g-spot thing. They were quite reasonably priced, normal retail value I believe.

They probably make a killing. why haven't I thought of this!?

Stocky Boy · Post by **Stocky Boy** » Tue May 12, 2009 2:15 pm

Fasheem wrote:Just some basic jelly vibes, a g-spot thing. They were quite reasonably priced, normal retail value I believe.

I read, 'retail value', as 'rental value'. I thought, "what the fuck?!"

CBKA · Post by **CBKA** » Wed May 13, 2009 2:54 am

Do they not have these vending machines in us/canada?

Ihave seen them over here