Have I told you lately that I love you?

Junkogen · Post by **Junkogen** » Wed Apr 08, 2009 9:46 pm

I love you guys. Thanks for at the very least ostensibly supporting my comedy. You have no idea how much it means to me.

Hold me.

jedispyder · Post by **jedispyder** » Wed Apr 08, 2009 10:27 pm

I'll hold you as long as I can straddle your leg =oD

Mr Wallstreet · Post by **Mr Wallstreet** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 7:10 am

Junkogen wrote:I love you guys. Thanks for at the very least ostensibly supporting my comedy. You have no idea how much it means to me.

Hold me.

You're more than welcome. And we, in turn, thank you for supporting capitalism.

Tragic Angelus · Post by **Tragic Angelus** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 8:17 am

I would hold you, but at least 43 states require that you put pants on first before someone of my age is allowed to do so.

The French Biscuit · Post by **The French Biscuit** » Fri Apr 10, 2009 10:06 am

^ and Tragic brings the zinger!

You know I'm you're biggest fan Junk.

Junkogen · Post by **Junkogen** » Fri Apr 10, 2009 11:54 am

Tragic Angelus wrote:I would hold you, but at least 43 states require that you put pants on first before someone of my age is allowed to do so.

It's only child molestation if you press charges.

Junkogen · Post by **Junkogen** » Fri Apr 10, 2009 11:57 am

The French Biscuit wrote:^ and Tragic brings the zinger!

You know I'm you're biggest fan Junk.

Junkogen · Post by **Junkogen** » Fri Apr 10, 2009 11:58 am

Mr Wallstreet wrote:You're more than welcome. And we, in turn, thank you for supporting capitalism.

You'll get a "your welcome" as soon as I start getting paid.

Junkogen · Post by **Junkogen** » Fri Apr 10, 2009 11:59 am

jedispyder wrote:I'll hold you as long as I can straddle your leg =oD

I thought you'd never ask!

Tragic Angelus · Post by **Tragic Angelus** » Fri Apr 10, 2009 12:19 pm

Junkogen wrote:It's only child molestation if you press charges.

I'm sure something will be 'pressed' during the hugging.

And I'm ok with that.

IrishCream · Post by **IrishCream** » Fri Apr 10, 2009 4:52 pm

Junkogen wrote:Hold me.

Last time I did, multiple rashes and warts popped up on my genitals and ass.

So there shouldn't be any surprises this time.

Mr Wallstreet · Post by **Mr Wallstreet** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 9:19 am

Junkogen wrote:You'll get a "your welcome" as soon as I start getting paid.

You'd get paid if you weren't giving it away like a slut and were charging for it.

Junkogen · Post by **Junkogen** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 9:27 am

Yeah, well after last night's performance, I don't think I'm ready to start charging.

I bombed atomically.

Mr Wallstreet · Post by **Mr Wallstreet** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 9:33 am

What happened? Was it nerves? Timing or was it just not the right material for the right crowd?

Junkogen · Post by **Junkogen** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 9:40 am

I think it was probably all me. Given that it's Holy Weekend, I thought it would be clever to do a retelling of the crucifixion of Jesus as being the result of his S&M fetish. Because naturally, given the condition of the world and creation, if god had a sexual perversion, he would be an S&M freak, right? Maybe I didn't have enough zingers or whatever. As someone quoted Hemingway before: "First drafts are always shit."

When I get the tape of it, I can put it up and you can critique it. I think it would be really great if I could get some constructive criticism from you guys.

Mr Wallstreet · Post by **Mr Wallstreet** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 9:44 am

Absolutely and though this goes without saying, don't let it get you down for good. Bedsides we learn from our fuckups.

Junkogen · Post by **Junkogen** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 9:52 am

Mr Wallstreet wrote:Absolutely and though this goes without saying, don't let it get you down for good. Bedsides we learn from our fuckups.

Yeah, it's difficult not to. Whenever I perform badly, I come off the stage feeling borderline suicidal. It's really weird.