A Surreal American Zero

Junkogen · Post by **Junkogen** » Thu Feb 19, 2009 12:45 am

I found the previous title of my old thread to be too self-deprecating. Considering I never really used it, I was basically insinuating that I had a very small penis (which is only because of the extreme toll that life-long penis abuse has taken on it).

So here, from time to time, I will elaborate on my comedic exploits and Viking heritage, and disseminate huge amounts of "communist" propaganda.

ChimeraCreative · Post by **ChimeraCreative** » Thu Feb 19, 2009 3:47 am

But what will you do for an encore? ^_^

wolf_2099 · Post by **wolf_2099** » Thu Feb 19, 2009 1:18 pm

So. You're a communist viking?

Junkogen · Post by **Junkogen** » Thu Feb 19, 2009 1:25 pm

wolf_2099 wrote:So. You're a communist viking?

You'll not use my thread for postwhoring!!!:mad:

XIII · Post by **XIII** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 2:08 pm

There were Vikings settlement in Eastern Europe. Nowadays, they would be located in Ukraine, former USSR republic.

You're probably descendant from that line of Vikings.

The French Biscuit · Post by **The French Biscuit** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 4:35 pm

Elaborate on your comedic exploits. I wish to hear of them.

Mr Wallstreet · Post by **Mr Wallstreet** » Sat Feb 21, 2009 3:29 pm

Junkogen wrote:I found the previous title of my old thread to be too self-deprecating. Considering I never really used it, I was basically insinuating that I had a very small penis (which is only because of the extreme toll that life-long penis abuse has taken on it).

And here I was thinking you'd name your thread something to commemorate your love of WoW. Something like:

Level 20 Paladin with Damage Absorption - Memoirs of an Addict

CBKA · Post by **CBKA** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 10:06 am

Junkogen wrote:You'll not use my thread for postwhoring!!!:mad:

can i?

Junkogen · Post by **Junkogen** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 11:07 pm

I'm thinking that I should rename my thread to "Waste of Time: The Complete Series"

CBKA · Post by **CBKA** » Tue Feb 24, 2009 6:22 am

can i be a bonus feature? please?

William McDert · Post by **William McDert** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 4:21 pm

Are you still playing WoW?

Mr Wallstreet · Post by **Mr Wallstreet** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 12:11 pm

He hasn't responded because he's been busy playing WoW

Junkogen · Post by **Junkogen** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 7:34 pm

When does it become acceptable, reasonable, and/or excusable to stab a woman in the neck with an Exacto knife?

Mr Wallstreet · Post by **Mr Wallstreet** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 7:53 pm

When her name is Ann Coulter.

Junkogen · Post by **Junkogen** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 10:06 pm

Mr Wallstreet wrote:When her name is Ann Coulter.

You are correct, sir.

It's as though you read my mind.