Stockwell's Manor

wolf_2099 · Post by **wolf_2099** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 12:28 pm

Stockwell, post more.

What's new and exciting in London?

Stocky Boy · Post by **Stocky Boy** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 1:33 pm

Yeah, I haven't been posting much at all, have I? When I get in from work or going out, I just don't feel motivated much to post. Prob

Been reading mortgage guides of late.
Need to phone up an adivsor and get an estimation as to how much money I will likely be able to burrow, so I can determine what prices houses/flats I should be looking at.

Got back into wrestling.
I've been to this club near where I work two weeks in a row now. I think I'll join up. I like the BJJ there. Class times are annoyingly late though. Just been doing the Monday no-gi classes. Will try a few gi classes soon and the Muay Thai classes, too.

London's been swelteringly hot!
I've been lunching outside with my lunch group and burning every day and then coming back from lunch feeling far too tired to do any work.

XIII · Post by **XIII** » Mon Jul 06, 2009 10:48 am

So when you don't pass out in the toilets, you sleep behind your desk. Talk about achievement...

Also, isn't there a whole part of your post missing? Right after "Prob"?

And if you buy something in London, make sure there is a spare bedroom for guests.

Stocky Boy · Post by **Stocky Boy** » Mon Jul 06, 2009 2:09 pm

XIII wrote:So when you don't pass out in the toilets, you sleep behind your desk. Talk about achievement...

Also, isn't there a whole part of your post missing? Right after "Prob"?

You see I'm just not used to posting much anymore, I've forgotten to end sentences.

Missed wrestling tonight, since I've got so much work to get on with. It's quite tragic then that I managed to barely do any work in this extra time!

Fasheem · Post by **Fasheem** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 4:25 am

My brokeass student is taking a month-long vacation in England. Can she and her friend crash with you?

Just kidding of course. But oh man, what is she thinking! They have about 575 pounds each. How fucked are they?

MGM · Post by **MGM** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 1:29 pm

575 pounds for a month? Yeah, good luck with that.

XIII · Post by **XIII** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 3:44 pm

Somebody's going to have to give blowjobs on Soho...

MGM · Post by **MGM** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 3:53 pm

Stocky is a gentleman like that, indeed.

Stocky Boy · Post by **Stocky Boy** » Sat Jul 11, 2009 9:11 pm

If they need a pimp, I could do with the money.

If she can get around comfortably with Â£575 in a month, in England she needs to lend me some money-saving advice.

Fasheem · Post by **Fasheem** » Mon Jul 13, 2009 2:38 am

Stocky Boy wrote:If they need a pimp, I could do with the money.

If she can get around comfortably with Â£575 in a month, in England she needs to lend me some money-saving advice.

They're going to be sleeping on the streets.

CountD · Post by **CountD** » Fri Sep 04, 2009 10:31 am

Mr Wallstreet · Post by **Mr Wallstreet** » Sat Sep 05, 2009 3:47 pm

Now we know the secret to winning any competitive event is groin shots.

The French Biscuit · Post by **The French Biscuit** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 8:16 pm

Fasheem wrote:They're going to be sleeping on the streets.

That's why you bring a friend. Body heat will get you through a night on the street.

Stocky Boy · Post by **Stocky Boy** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 2:56 pm

Plus, if that fails you can always take their coat from them.

wolf_2099 · Post by **wolf_2099** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 3:09 pm

Stocky, did you end up starting to wrestle or anything again?

Stocky Boy · Post by **Stocky Boy** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 3:05 pm

Yeah, every monday. Two hour no gi BJJ.

I'll probably start doing a gi class as well. There's a Muay Thai class before the gi BJJ class on a Tuesday I've been thinking about.

Stocky Boy · Post by **Stocky Boy** » Wed Oct 28, 2009 2:15 pm

Oh in other news, I have Iritable Bowel Syndrome (IBS).

How unsurprising is that factoid?

Time to get more fiber in the diet, review in three months. Apparantly, IBS is quite common. One in five.

XIII · Post by **XIII** » Wed Oct 28, 2009 2:59 pm

The secret behind the Stocky, at long last revealed! Can it be cured?

Mr Wallstreet · Post by **Mr Wallstreet** » Wed Oct 28, 2009 3:09 pm

Stocky Boy wrote:
Apparantly, IBS is quite common. One in five.

Your physician lied to you to make you feel better. This ailment afflicts only you. Well you and your Iritable Bowel...

XIII wrote:Can it be cured?

It sure can. All Stocky needs is for someone to stand outside his bathroom while he is taking a shit and shout words of encouragement. All the positive reinforcement will make taking a shit seem like no big deal.

I nominate XIII to be Stocky's Bowel coach.

Mr Wallstreet · Post by **Mr Wallstreet** » Wed Oct 28, 2009 3:16 pm

I suspect this is how Stocky spends his time on the toilet

Don't ask me why I'm picturing Stocky on the shitter...