Constantine: wtf is going on in this movie

[Fasheem]

I watched part of this movie and I'd like someone to explain it to me. Particular concerns:

• How did he find Isabel so fast in Hell? Hell is a big place isn't it?
• What was with that guy who couldn't drink any booze so he died? He died of not being able to drink for like 5 minutes?
• Was Chas an angel all along or did he get to be an angel because he was helping Constantine who is magical or what?
• Why would something with Christ's blood on it cause cows to die when someone carries it past them?
• Why did getting hit by a truck kill a swarm of bugs?
• Why did the asylum have a fancy-ass pool?
• Why did Constantine slit his wrists across the street instead of down the road?
• How did the devil not realize C was going for the "sacrifice clause"? Did he not see Bedazzled?

I didn't watch from the beginning so maybe there was some stuff I missed. I know I forgot some confusing things that didn't make any sense, too.

[Junkogen]

I think all your confusion will be cleared up once you fully appreciate the fact that Keanu Reeves plays the lead role.

[The French Biscuit]

Can't help ya Fash, I only saw the end of this movie too and I've never gone back to watch the whole thing.

Could be because of the fact that Junkogen just mentioned.

[Fasheem]

I think all your confusion will be cleared up once you fully appreciate the fact that Keanu Reeves plays the lead role.

But he just says whatever they tell him to, it's not like he wrote the damn thing.

[Junkogen]

But he just says whatever they tell him to, it's not like he wrote the damn thing.

But he is Neo. His very presence affects all things.

[ChimeraCreative]

But he is Neo. His very presence affects all things.

And not necessarily in a good way.

[Mr Wallstreet]

I still don't think this was a real film...

[MGM]

I saw it in theatre, I really can't remember half of it. Only that it wasn't that good.

[wolf_2099]

I really liked the guy who played Lucifer.