Have I told you lately that I love you?
Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 9:46 pm
I love you guys. Thanks for at the very least ostensibly supporting my comedy. You have no idea how much it means to me.
Hold me.
Hold me.
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Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 10:27 pm
I'll hold you as long as I can straddle your leg =oD
Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 7:10 am
You're more than welcome. And we, in turn, thank you for supporting capitalism.Junkogen wrote:I love you guys. Thanks for at the very least ostensibly supporting my comedy. You have no idea how much it means to me.
Hold me.
Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 8:17 am
I would hold you, but at least 43 states require that you put pants on first before someone of my age is allowed to do so.
Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 10:06 am
^ and Tragic brings the zinger! 
You know I'm you're biggest fan Junk.
You know I'm you're biggest fan Junk.
Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 11:54 am
It's only child molestation if you press charges.Tragic Angelus wrote:I would hold you, but at least 43 states require that you put pants on first before someone of my age is allowed to do so.
Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 11:57 am
The French Biscuit wrote:^ and Tragic brings the zinger!
You know I'm you're biggest fan Junk.
Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 11:58 am
You'll get a "your welcome" as soon as I start getting paid.Mr Wallstreet wrote:You're more than welcome. And we, in turn, thank you for supporting capitalism.
Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 11:59 am
I thought you'd never ask!jedispyder wrote:I'll hold you as long as I can straddle your leg =oD
Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 12:19 pm
I'm sure something will be 'pressed' during the hugging.Junkogen wrote:It's only child molestation if you press charges.
And I'm ok with that.
Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 4:52 pm
Last time I did, multiple rashes and warts popped up on my genitals and ass.Junkogen wrote:Hold me.
So there shouldn't be any surprises this time.
Posted: Sat Apr 11, 2009 9:19 am
You'd get paid if you weren't giving it away like a slut and were charging for it.Junkogen wrote:You'll get a "your welcome" as soon as I start getting paid.
Posted: Sat Apr 11, 2009 9:27 am
Yeah, well after last night's performance, I don't think I'm ready to start charging.
I bombed atomically.
I bombed atomically.
Posted: Sat Apr 11, 2009 9:33 am
What happened? Was it nerves? Timing or was it just not the right material for the right crowd?
Posted: Sat Apr 11, 2009 9:40 am
I think it was probably all me. Given that it's Holy Weekend, I thought it would be clever to do a retelling of the crucifixion of Jesus as being the result of his S&M fetish. Because naturally, given the condition of the world and creation, if god had a sexual perversion, he would be an S&M freak, right? Maybe I didn't have enough zingers or whatever. As someone quoted Hemingway before: "First drafts are always shit."
When I get the tape of it, I can put it up and you can critique it. I think it would be really great if I could get some constructive criticism from you guys.
When I get the tape of it, I can put it up and you can critique it. I think it would be really great if I could get some constructive criticism from you guys.
Posted: Sat Apr 11, 2009 9:44 am
Absolutely and though this goes without saying, don't let it get you down for good. Bedsides we learn from our fuckups.
Posted: Sat Apr 11, 2009 9:52 am
Yeah, it's difficult not to. Whenever I perform badly, I come off the stage feeling borderline suicidal. It's really weird.Mr Wallstreet wrote:Absolutely and though this goes without saying, don't let it get you down for good. Bedsides we learn from our fuckups.