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F*** my life
Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 6:41 pm
by StoneTable
Your life in 300 characters or less.
Today, I got back to my apartment from being away for the past week on Spring break. I found the locks on my apartment changed and all my things on the curb, many of them broken or stolen. I ran to the leasing office to see what had happened. Turns out it was an accounting error on their part.
Today, I was having birthday dinner with my girlfriend and her parents, when her Dad asked what I got her she replied "He said he was going to give me a Pearl Necklace when we get home." I realized then that my girlfriend did not know what I meant by 'Pearl Necklace.'
Today I returned home from college for the first time in a month. I went to my bedroom and found a nice gift bag on my dresser, thinking it was a Valentine's gift , I opened it. My dog's ashes were in a tin inside. This is how I found out my dog has died since I have been away.
f*** my life.
Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 6:48 pm
by Tyran-ne
Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 7:06 pm
by jedispyder
OMG, that is fucking hilarious!
Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 7:32 pm
by wolf_2099
I've been reading that site for a long time now, absolute hilarity.
grouphug.us is good too.
Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 8:34 pm
by jedispyder
Today, I decided to clean my room, find a job and ask a girl on a date. I ended up playing video games online. FML
Sadly this could be an entry from me =o/
Today I'm reading FMyLife instead of working. I have a pile of stuff I need to do but keep pushing it off to read more entries. FML
Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 2:52 am
by William McDert
FML is great. I'm so happy that Stumbleupon led me to it's glory. Some of them seem fake but at least they are always good for a chuckle.
Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 12:46 pm
by wolf_2099
William McDert wrote:FML is great. I'm so happy that Stumbleupon led me to it's glory. Some of them seem fake but at least they are always good for a chuckle.
You read enough of them that some turn out to be exactly the same as each other, and/or exactly the same as funny quotes you see poking around the internet. Kind of sucks, but still funny.
