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Brian vs. Shlomo: WHO YA GOT?!?
Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 10:34 pm
by IrishCream
vs.
Goddamn I'm hot in that pic. Seriously, I should win just for having the smokin' hot body of a 16 year old Disney pop princess. Alas, that's not the way these things work. Thus the war between the Catholics and the Jews begin anew (RHYME!):
Contestants
IrishCream
William McDert
Intro Song
Mick:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YOEO7jtIs4
Jew:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDHL-qX61CQ
Annoying Catch Phrase They'd Use If They Starred In A Sitcom
Mick: Tie between "Top o' the mornin' ta ya!" and "Now where's me Lucky Charms?"
Jew: I'm soooooooo hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh!
Deep Dark Secret
Mick: More German than Irish and possibly mixed with some French Canadian.
Jew: Hardly gets high any more. Stupid college and responsibility.
Loves Life Because...
Mick: I'm makin' money, bitches!
Jew: I'm gettin' head, bitches!
Hates Life Because...
Mick: No hookers to spend said money on.
Jew: There's no emotional attachment to the head.
Celebrity They Resemble
Mick: John Stockton
Jew: Hellboy 1 Monster Thing
Finishing Move
Mick: Continuously mocking people with threads that hide his own insecurity.
Jew: Not calling you the following day. Otherwise it wouldn't be a one night stand, now would it? YOU SAID I WAS DIFFERENT FROM THE OTHER GIRLS! WE SHARED SOMETHING SPECIAL!!!
Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 12:51 am
by ChimeraCreative
After going back and forth a couple times (yes, I have conversations with myself, don't tell Bellevue)... I think Irish would win. He is the master mind, master manipulator and master craftsman after all. ^_^
Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 5:15 am
by Fasheem
ChimeraCreative wrote:
After going back and forth a couple times (yes, I have conversations with myself, don't tell Bellevue)... I think Irish would win. He is the master mind, master manipulator and master craftsman after all. ^_^
He also has the best 16 year old tits.
Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 8:08 am
by ChimeraCreative
Fasheem wrote:He also has the best 16 year old tits.
You know, I'm not really sure if he'd be exploiting McDert's weakness then, or if Irish is sporting the very things McDert manipulates best. ^_^
Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 8:11 am
by JediMindTrick
Shlomo. Yet I have no idea why. Seems to make things go his way like that though.
Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 12:15 pm
by Tragic Angelus
I've been debating this since reading it last night... and Fash brings up a good support for Brian... though Kid's randomness truly is something that might not be combatable...
I'm still undecided
Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 12:34 pm
by Python
This battle would be decided by the RNG Gods.
Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 4:42 pm
by The French Biscuit
Brian wins based on his mad Photoshop skillz. Though could have been madder had he also put his face in the background like in the original.
Still much to learn.
Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 6:48 pm
by IrishCream
Who says that isn't my face in the background?
Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 6:54 pm
by The French Biscuit
Says I.
I will need the Photoshop file to be swayed otherwise.
Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 7:02 pm
by IrishCream
....No
Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 7:58 pm
by William McDert
As a Jew, I'm pretty sure I would be persuaded to give up 30% of my house and items, and then allow you to rape everybody I hold dear. And I would be declared a winner, but people would still hate me for some reason.
And I don't smoke weed EVER! It's been 4 years. Therefore, you do not have any detective skills, which in turn means you are not Batman, and if my math is correct (and I'm Jewish so it is) then if you not equal to batman then I equal to win.
Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 8:39 pm
by IrishCream
William McDert wrote:
And I don't smoke weed EVER!
Ever? Common...
Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 9:52 pm
by William McDert
EVER.
Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 9:53 pm
by William McDert
I do, however, respond well to acid, shrooms, dmt, and vics/percs/somas.
Killing the body is fun!