Brian vs. Shlomo: WHO YA GOT?!?

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IrishCream
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Brian vs. Shlomo: WHO YA GOT?!?

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Image vs. Image

Goddamn I'm hot in that pic. Seriously, I should win just for having the smokin' hot body of a 16 year old Disney pop princess. Alas, that's not the way these things work. Thus the war between the Catholics and the Jews begin anew (RHYME!):

Contestants
IrishCream
William McDert

Intro Song
Mick: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YOEO7jtIs4
Jew: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDHL-qX61CQ

Annoying Catch Phrase They'd Use If They Starred In A Sitcom
Mick: Tie between "Top o' the mornin' ta ya!" and "Now where's me Lucky Charms?"
Jew: I'm soooooooo hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh!

Deep Dark Secret
Mick: More German than Irish and possibly mixed with some French Canadian.
Jew: Hardly gets high any more. Stupid college and responsibility.

Loves Life Because...
Mick: I'm makin' money, bitches!
Jew: I'm gettin' head, bitches!

Hates Life Because...
Mick: No hookers to spend said money on.
Jew: There's no emotional attachment to the head.

Celebrity They Resemble
Mick: John Stockton
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Jew: Hellboy 1 Monster Thing
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Finishing Move
Mick: Continuously mocking people with threads that hide his own insecurity.
Jew: Not calling you the following day. Otherwise it wouldn't be a one night stand, now would it? YOU SAID I WAS DIFFERENT FROM THE OTHER GIRLS! WE SHARED SOMETHING SPECIAL!!!
YA BETTA ASK SOMEBODDDAAAAAYYYYYYYY!
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Post by ChimeraCreative »

:gossip:

After going back and forth a couple times (yes, I have conversations with myself, don't tell Bellevue)... I think Irish would win. He is the master mind, master manipulator and master craftsman after all. ^_^
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ChimeraCreative wrote::gossip:

After going back and forth a couple times (yes, I have conversations with myself, don't tell Bellevue)... I think Irish would win. He is the master mind, master manipulator and master craftsman after all. ^_^
He also has the best 16 year old tits.
ⓒ had to change it cause the caps were driving me nuts but still don't post any of this on Facebook 'kay
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Fasheem wrote:He also has the best 16 year old tits.
You know, I'm not really sure if he'd be exploiting McDert's weakness then, or if Irish is sporting the very things McDert manipulates best. ^_^
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Post by JediMindTrick »

Shlomo. Yet I have no idea why. Seems to make things go his way like that though.
Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try.
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Post by Tragic Angelus »

I've been debating this since reading it last night... and Fash brings up a good support for Brian... though Kid's randomness truly is something that might not be combatable...

I'm still undecided
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Post by Python »

This battle would be decided by the RNG Gods.
MGM wrote:One day, I will find you, defeat you, dress you up in capris and then take photos of you. :mad:
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Post by The French Biscuit »

Brian wins based on his mad Photoshop skillz. Though could have been madder had he also put his face in the background like in the original.

Still much to learn.
Biscuit AWAY!

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Who says that isn't my face in the background?
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Post by The French Biscuit »

Says I.
I will need the Photoshop file to be swayed otherwise. ;)
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....No
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As a Jew, I'm pretty sure I would be persuaded to give up 30% of my house and items, and then allow you to rape everybody I hold dear. And I would be declared a winner, but people would still hate me for some reason.

And I don't smoke weed EVER! It's been 4 years. Therefore, you do not have any detective skills, which in turn means you are not Batman, and if my math is correct (and I'm Jewish so it is) then if you not equal to batman then I equal to win.
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William McDert wrote:
And I don't smoke weed EVER!
Ever? Common...
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EVER.
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I do, however, respond well to acid, shrooms, dmt, and vics/percs/somas.

Killing the body is fun!
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