Basement X

vs.

Alright, the "secret's" out. Both of these women are wild about me. While that's cool for Jess, SHAME ON YOU ANDREA! YOU'RE MARRIED! THIS SHIP OF PRIME BEEFCAKE HAS SAILED! However, I see you are still clearly fighting for my affection and I will allow this to happen. Let's get it on:

Contestants
Fasheem
Chimera Creative

Intro Music
Fash: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_7SgfErF4c
CC: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_4Jf18XDoo

What Their Screen Name Means
Fash: I dunno
CC: I dunno

Turn Ons
Fash: Nightcrawler, men with the message board screen name Nightcrawler, blue fur, me
CC: Her husband, Nicknames, *classified*, me

Turn Offs
Fash: Sunlight, a tan, locking the door behind her when she enters your apt
CC: Sharing pictures, any place that doesn't snow 10 months out of the year

Trivia Tibit About Them Only I Know
Fash: Once went out in daylight
CC: Paid Moe to off the original Alfalfa http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x7mj1x_the-simpsons-moe-was-a-little-rasca_shortfilms

Naughtiest Place They've Had Sex
Fash: A bed
CC: Your mind

Finishing Move
Fash: Killing me after sex for making so many pale jokes
CC: Inviting her husband to our rendezvous and I end up enjoying it...ew

I notice Fash and I aren't killing each other with our finishing moves, we're polishing you off. ^_^ I'd also like to point out that sunlight would kill me as well. Actually, it would probably kill Tyran-ne as well. Canada breeds snow vampires. ^_^

And if you think the naughtiest place I've ever had sex was in your mind, you're mistaken. Not that I'm inclined to tell you where the naughtiest place has been...

... you can't google Canadian arrest records, right?:sweatdrop:

"polishing you off"

Unless Fash makes a wittier reply, I fear Andrea has this, hands down


Bri's pants.

I'm gonna go with Fash because CC is just so ... immaterial.

*ducks*

I guess you should have looked me up in Korea instead of climbing Hooker Hill.

IrishCream wrote:
Turn Offs
Fash: locking the door behind her when she enters your apt

Got to admit that I'm stumped by this one.

It's obviously daylight in the picture so I'm not sure what you're on about there either. I go out in daylight all the time... just never without proper eye protection (as seen in the photo).

Khambat7 wrote:I'm gonna go with Fash because CC is just so ... immaterial.

*ducks*

HI JIMMY!:banana2:

Khambat7 wrote:I'm gonna go with Fash because CC is just so ... immaterial.

*ducks*

Since this one is too tough, I'm going by range. And I think Jess has An in that department.

Do I have to run?

I can hit a moving target, so, it's your choice, Mic. ^_^

i just wanna say "mmm...yummy" for some reason....

JediMindTrick wrote:i just wanna say "mmm...yummy" for some reason....

Yes, I'm a Donut. I've been trying to get Caboose over here but I think she's too busy to register, much less post and get to know everyone. ^_^

(Donut & Caboose - Red vs Blue)

Well, it depends on the venue. Will this be mud wrestling?

Sugar-free jello cube wrestling. We have some standards, after all. ^_^

I was kinda hopin' for chocolate puddin'.

I'd have to consult with my esteemed opponent, but if you're agreeing to ref, we could move it to the pudding playing fields. ^_^

Sure thing. I wouldn't mind having to ref and intervene to break you two up.

Prior to the mud/jello/pudding addtition, I think I was giving this one to Fash..


But now with that... I think we're all the winners.

William McDert wrote:HI JIMMY!:banana2:

Hi!

Khambat7 wrote:Hi!

HIIIIII!!!!!!!

Um...CC has not only has been fightin' and wrestling since she wuz like, three, but she has a f'ing killer punch and she kicks so hard...

The only chance Fash would have is if it was a wrestling match and physical punches and kicks weren't allowed.

I still cast m' vote fer CC though.