

Alright, the "secret's" out. Both of these women are wild about me. While that's cool for Jess, SHAME ON YOU ANDREA! YOU'RE MARRIED! THIS SHIP OF PRIME BEEFCAKE HAS SAILED! However, I see you are still clearly fighting for my affection and I will allow this to happen. Let's get it on:
Contestants
Fasheem
Chimera Creative
Intro Music
Fash: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_7SgfErF4c
CC: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_4Jf18XDoo
What Their Screen Name Means
Fash: I dunno
CC: I dunno
Turn Ons
Fash: Nightcrawler, men with the message board screen name Nightcrawler, blue fur, me
CC: Her husband, Nicknames, *classified*, me
Turn Offs
Fash: Sunlight, a tan, locking the door behind her when she enters your apt
CC: Sharing pictures, any place that doesn't snow 10 months out of the year
Trivia Tibit About Them Only I Know
Fash: Once went out in daylight
CC: Paid Moe to off the original Alfalfa http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x7mj1x_the-simpsons-moe-was-a-little-rasca_shortfilms
Naughtiest Place They've Had Sex
Fash: A bed
CC: Your mind
Finishing Move
Fash: Killing me after sex for making so many pale jokes
CC: Inviting her husband to our rendezvous and I end up enjoying it...ew