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Facebook
Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 8:48 pm
by Mr Wallstreet
My Boss just sent me a friend request and in one fell swoop, destroyed it's fun for me.
I really don't want to "Friend" him but I don't want him to get all pissed off at me.
Why?
Why?
Why?
Did he have to try and "Friend" me? Isn't he aware of the boundaries between employee and employer? This is almost as bad as him asking to hang out with me during a *shudder* social situation
Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 8:51 pm
by IrishCream
how'd he find out you had it?
Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 8:57 pm
by Mr Wallstreet
Almost everyone in my office has it and one day we were discussing and my co-worker asked me if I was on it, and I said "yes". I should've just kept my stupid
mouth shut.
Y'know what? I shouldn't be bitching. I
deserve this. This is my just punishment. Go ahead, have at me!
Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 8:58 pm
by ChimeraCreative
... after you add your boss to facebook can I start strip-teasing on your FB wall? ^_^
Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 9:03 pm
by Mr Wallstreet
The last thing I want to do is add my boss to my facebook. I don't need him seeing the pictures of me "performing CPR" on Sandman
Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 9:03 pm
by IrishCream
can I "out" you on your wall?
Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 9:05 pm
by ChimeraCreative
Mr Wallstreet wrote:The last thing I want to do is add my boss to my facebook. I don't need him seeing the pictures of me "performing CPR" on Sandman
That was CPR? That wasn't even on my list of "100 things those pervs are doing". Therefore, I find your CPR explanation quite dubious. ^_^
Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 9:05 pm
by Junkogen
*speechless*
Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 9:06 pm
by Mr Wallstreet
No plz. My boss is a homosexual. The last thing I want, or need, is to accept his friend request and then get outed by you. He might think I'm coming on to him and try and ask me out on a date.
While this may seem homophobic, rest assured it is not. If I went trolling for man meat, I could any guy I want. I simply do not want to have to reject my boss's advances and wind up getting fucked (figuratively) at work by being fired.
Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 9:07 pm
by ChimeraCreative
You could tell your boss Sandman was a cute (albeit un-photogenic) lady in order to hide your shame. ^_^
EIDT: Yikes, I withdraw my funniez. >.<
Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 9:08 pm
by Junkogen
Computer... 700 dollars
Internet... 30 dollars
Wally's boss finding him on Facebook... priceless.
Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 9:08 pm
by Mr Wallstreet
ChimeraCreative wrote:That was CPR? That wasn't even on my list of "100 things those pervs are doing". Therefore, I find your CPR explanation quite dubious. ^_^
It may have been unorthodox but it worked. Before I could say "jailbait", Sandman was taking deep, hard breaths.
Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 9:09 pm
by IrishCream
Mr Wallstreet wrote:No plz. My boss is a homosexual. The last thing I want, or need, is to accept his friend request and then get outed by you. He might think I'm coming on to him and try and ask me out on a date.
While this may seem homophobic, rest assured it is not. If I went trolling for man meat, I could any guy I want. I simply do not want to have to reject my boss's advances and wind up getting fucked (figuratively) at work by being fired.
...you're not convincing me otherwise
Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 9:12 pm
by IrishCream
please note my [sarcasm][/sarcasm]
Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 9:13 pm
by Mr Wallstreet
Junkogen wrote:Computer... 700 dollars
Internet... 30 dollars
Wally's boss finding him on Facebook... priceless.
It wasn't that hard really. It's not like I was a John Smith or something.
Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 9:15 pm
by Mr Wallstreet
IrishCream wrote:...you're not convincing me otherwise
Right now I have no threat I can use to make you fear me. Accept for filling your mailbox with my angsty poetry from when I was an adolescent.
Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 9:16 pm
by Junkogen
Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 9:20 pm
by ChimeraCreative
Mr Wallstreet wrote:It wasn't that hard really. It's not like I was a John Smith or something.
So be Farhan on facebook by day and Wally on facebook at night. You can wear a cape and your undies on the outside. ^_^
Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 9:27 pm
by Mr Wallstreet
ChimeraCreative wrote:So be Farhan on facebook by day and Wally on facebook at night.
Oh no. I've seen what secret identities lead to. Just look at Michael Jackson
You can wear a cape and your undies on the outside. ^_^
Um we already covered the topic of "undergarments" quite thoroughly while we were at the Con and uhm...Yea, it won't work
Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 9:31 pm
by Mr Wallstreet
It's supposed to work the other way around.
Your suffering should bring me pleasure
