Top Ten Posters

ChimeraCreative · Post by **ChimeraCreative** » Sun Feb 22, 2009 4:17 pm

1. wolf_2099 533 posts and after checking his statistics it breaks down to 70.55 posts a day (currently). He is our most diligent post leader by a considerable margin.

2. MGM 424 posts and has the advantage of a different time zone than most BXers so he can monitor the board at times North Americans are only dimly aware of. Bi-lingual aspects make him more threatening than a fleet of spam bots.

3. Tragic_Angelus 267 and leader of the tightest rate in recent BX history (but I suppose it's all recent history now, eh). Advantage is squatting in dark, unknown bowel of BX and racking up high volumes of useless posts.

4. Mr Wallstreet 261 and just motivated enough to do nothing but post in order to receive a bronze medal for doing nothing.

5. XIII 256 and mad as hell he has to start from the bottom. Wouldn't underestimate his rage or willingness to post anywhere to bolster count. He has no shame.

6. French Biscuit 250 and one of the most lovely and ardent members of this new generation of post whores. Secret weapon is to make awesome works of art, post them and receive compliments from different people so she can thank multiple people multiple times. Considered the Black Widow of Pastry Art.

7. Junkogen 226 posts and limping along to catch up to the 260-250 pack. Uses his flayed, blackened penis as a crutch to stimulate conversation and try to get himself back into the Top Ten Poster game. Do not fall for his variation of the "pull my finger" joke.

8. Chimera_Creative 202 and NOTHING threatening about her at all. Mwha.

9. Fasheem 103 and curiously enough the only BX poster in the 100's. Sarcasm and alluring but cutting comments not for n00bs or faint of heart. Engages in only select threads but is the unquestionable dominatrix of all she surveys.

10. Stocky_Boy 93 posts and not much special about any of them. Nonchalant approach to posting is completely contradicting his regal and (deservedly) arrogant attitude. May be letting other posts get ahead to build false sense of security before he lets loose the full tidal wave wrath of Stocky verbosity.

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15. JediMindTrick 29 posts. 'Whole lotta posts' my ass. Welcome to the Rat Race, Pokey.

Stocky Boy · Post by **Stocky Boy** » Sun Feb 22, 2009 4:41 pm

I will not be engaging in flagrant postwhoring. :-p
If I reply to someone's funny post with but a smilie, I will not consider this evidence of postwhoring, since there won't be enough similar posts by me to add any weight towards a case that I postwhore.

No more postwhoring from Lord Viscount James Stockberius Stockwell.

Stocky Boy · Post by **Stocky Boy** » Sun Feb 22, 2009 4:42 pm

From this point on!

Stocky Boy · Post by **Stocky Boy** » Sun Feb 22, 2009 4:42 pm

No more! The line has been drawn!

Stocky Boy · Post by **Stocky Boy** » Sun Feb 22, 2009 4:42 pm

ChimeraCreative · Post by **ChimeraCreative** » Sun Feb 22, 2009 4:51 pm

Stocky Boy wrote: No more postwhoring from Lord Viscount James Stockberius Stockwell.

I knew a rat named Sir Stevadore Von Botulism. He was awesome, you would have liked him. ^_^

Stocky Boy · Post by **Stocky Boy** » Sun Feb 22, 2009 4:59 pm

Have you destroyed LV James S. Stockwell's member tag?

What's wrong with the word, 'forum'?

ChimeraCreative · Post by **ChimeraCreative** » Sun Feb 22, 2009 5:02 pm

Eh? I didn't do anything to your tag. I have no idea why it wouldn't work. Try a different word and see what happens? O.o

ChimeraCreative · Post by **ChimeraCreative** » Sun Feb 22, 2009 5:04 pm

Oh, what the fuck, my list is already obsolete. Stocky's passed Fash. Thanks for trashing all my hard work, Bethie. ^_^

Stocky Boy · Post by **Stocky Boy** » Sun Feb 22, 2009 5:08 pm

It was only ever going to be a brief snapshot of the board.

Like a balance sheet, your post was just s snapshot of the current state.

Look! Even this post right now is further making a liar out of you.

Tragic Angelus · Post by **Tragic Angelus** » Sun Feb 22, 2009 5:24 pm

High volume of useless posts?

Feels like you just... said I myself was useless...

We'll see about that. I'll show you.

Junkogen · Post by **Junkogen** » Sun Feb 22, 2009 5:29 pm

I think it should be noted that everyone above me is an admitted postwhore, which is akin to professional athletes using performance enhancing drugs.

For shame! For shame!:mad:

What a poor influence you have all been on little Ed. If only you all followed my example, he would only be masturbating and not whoring himself about on these boards as if his last name was Hilton.

Tragic Angelus · Post by **Tragic Angelus** » Sun Feb 22, 2009 5:39 pm

But if I followed your example, all the flesh on my penis would have been roughly removed years ago, leaving me with a terribly destroyed, mangled, and unopporable shaft that would never be able to see the light of day.

Also, subjected to hours and hours and days of WoW *Shudder*.. that's the true horror...

Or, I could just be a whore.

Given those options, i'll go with the whore.

ChimeraCreative · Post by **ChimeraCreative** » Sun Feb 22, 2009 5:43 pm

Eddie, don't do it!!! Don't succumb to the temptation to discuss Junk's junk!!! It's a trap!!!

ChimeraCreative wrote:Junkogen 226 posts and limping along to catch up to the 260-250 pack. Uses his flayed, blackened penis as a crutch to stimulate conversation and try to get himself back into the Top Ten Poster game.

Tragic Angelus · Post by **Tragic Angelus** » Sun Feb 22, 2009 5:51 pm

Too late fair lady! As he thinks he has trapped, I too get to enjoy a bulge... in my own post count

Junkogen · Post by **Junkogen** » Sun Feb 22, 2009 5:59 pm

ChimeraCreative wrote:Eddie, don't do it!!! Don't succumb to the temptation to discuss Junk's junk!!! It's a trap!!!

Whatever. My penis's grotesque, deformed and depraved condition has been the topic of intense analysis and discussion in various scientific and religious research journals for years.

Any discussion here is insignificant and unworthy of any kind of special recognition.

Tragic Angelus · Post by **Tragic Angelus** » Sun Feb 22, 2009 6:04 pm

Also, origin sites of various diseases and viruses. Most likely created to topple the current governmental system.

Junkogen · Post by **Junkogen** » Sun Feb 22, 2009 6:09 pm

Tragic Angelus wrote:Also, origin sites of various diseases and viruses. Most likely created to topple the current governmental system.

Ah yes, I forgot to include the military research going on.

Tragic Angelus · Post by **Tragic Angelus** » Sun Feb 22, 2009 6:12 pm

And isn't it wanted in questioning for an appearance located near the largest LA Disaster area?? Also referred to as Lindsay Lohan's vaginal canal?

Junkogen · Post by **Junkogen** » Sun Feb 22, 2009 6:16 pm

Tragic Angelus wrote:And isn't it wanted in questioning for an appearance located near the largest LA Disaster area?? Also referred to as Lindsay Lohan's vaginal canal?

No. If Ms. Lohan's vagina were to come in contact with my penis she would be dead in seconds.

To be sure, my penis is on par with nuclear weapons proliferation in terms of being a global safety concern.