Basement X

*plots bombing of CBS headquarters*

Yahoo! Music used to allow free online customized "radio" stations. It was the greatest. I could hear all of my favorite music and then it would periodically insert music that I might like to help me grow me playlist. If I didn't like any song I heard, I could just skip to the next song. It was so awesome....

Then along comes corporate America...

...and kills it.

Hopefully, they bring the customized station feature back. These media conglomerates have to be stopped. They're systematically eradicating all that's left of what makes this country great: cool free stuff. If they take away free porn, let the revolution begin!

Poor, poor communist Junk...

Junkogen wrote:

They're systematically eradicating all that's left of what makes this country great: cool free stuff.

Free stuff is always cool, but nothing in life is free (for long anyway).

But I agree; taking away porn, the lifeblood of the internet, would be going too far.

After experiencing a little bit of what CBS has to offer...it has potential.

*puts away explosives recipes...for now*

Mr Wallstreet wrote:

Free stuff is always cool, but nothing in life is free (for long anyway).

Tell that to my comedy career...

You're just starting out right? Give it time, you're an unknown. As you gain experience and master your craft you'll soon be in demand and before you know it, you'll be doing tours around the country/globe raking in serious cash.

Then when you come to NY and do a show, I'll come and watch you perform and I'll tell people: I used to know that guy when he was nothing but a beastly shut-in who did nothing but jerk off and play WoW all day

When we go to his shows, we should all wear WoW t-Shirts so that we're easily spotted by Junk. Also, so we can tease him with his recovering addiction

Hey, speaking of which, do we get into your shows for free?

Don't you have http://www.deezer.com in the US?

And while we're making demands, on top of free tickets to your show, will you also pay for the plane tix?