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AND WHY ARE YOU INSTEAD POSTING ABOUT IT INSTEAD OF DOING IT ??? ??

I need a crap.

I'm too busy thinking up stupid new threads and waiting for replies to actually go and fulfill this bodily need. :D

The reason you're not taking a crap right now is because there is probably someone on the same floor as you. Knowing you, you need the entire floor evacuated before you even approach the shitter

I need to poop. I think I will go do that, and bring my laptop with me, and post while doing so.

I've had very few people bring the phone to the toilet with them, the worst offender of the 'potty mouth' is actually on this board. He will remain nameless, for now...

Kid! Clearly.


Since, last I replied, I have done some excercise and watched the latest episode of Lost. I did not poop. I still need one.


... Have I simply created a thread in which my only ever, present need will be to poop?
:-/

Irish breakfast tea, no sugar, let the teabag steep for about 15 minutes.

POW! POOPS AHOY!

If you let the teabag stay in for 15 minutes when do you start consuming? Surely the tea has gone luke warm after 15 mins?

Andy needs to get ready for bed. Work on the morrow.

Andy will likely stay up for another 5 minutes though. He can't help himself.

Naw, it's still pretty warm. And since you kinda segued into it for me, I find chugging cooled tea (slightly warm) to be the most effective for, um, the needs of nature and such.

I need to write a paper on Shakespeare.. using a topic my prof gave me.. but I don't want to.

ChimeraCreative wrote:I've had very few people bring the phone to the toilet with them, the worst offender of the 'potty mouth' is actually on this board. He will remain nameless, for now...

That is disgusting.
If I heard someone voiding their bowel or bladders on the phone I'd hang up on them.

Stocky, what the fuck, how do you exercise while needing to poop?

William McDert wrote:Stocky, what the fuck, how do you exercise while needing to poop?

Try doing really heavy squats.

I need to sleep. I am posting instead of sleeping because it's 6:20pm. I need to get myself back into "working" time.

I need to do about a million things, but I have class this morning so that puts them off for a few hours.

*crosses fingers that she doesn't have a lab assignment today*

I will admit, to my shame, i will answer the phone while having a shit.

I will never ring anyone though, I do have some boundaries

and to answer the original question i need to find a job. I haven't got a clue how anyone can survive on the dole.

I'm thinking about watching True Blood.

I need my testicles to stop hurting.

I also need CBKA to change his fucking avatar, that's disgusting.

I need a light snack