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Would you rather lose an ear or two fingers or your choice?


Would you, for $100,000 take a crap naked, in a public gathering area, at your place of work?
People would know there was money involved


And now for the ultimate question...















... would you ignore a long line of people standing in line to have something signed by their favourite comic writer/artist and just walk right up to the comic creator, pissing off everyone else in the line, just to get your comics signed, avoiding the queue? :D:D

Could I still hear with my ear gone?
Yes, for 100 000. although I might get shy and not be able to.

And, no, never!

I'd lose the ear. I need my fingers for as long as I can
For $100,000...Depends, do I get the $100,000 free of tax?
And no, I would not blatantly jump the line. Too much potential for violence

Losing the ear itself would impact the way you hear but the eardrum is inside and I would assume it would be left intact. It would look creepy as hell missing an ear and I'm sure the Van Gogh jokes would be endless, but I need my fingers.

And considering I 'work' from home (I actually chuckled when I wrote 'work') the pooh thing's no big deal. I'd be hesitant if I had to clean it up after myself.

Jumping line, eh? Suppose I could fake a limp, turn on a smile and make a clean (albeit limpy) getaway afterwards. ^_^

I think I would lose the ear, too.
You would still be able to hear out of that ear hole. If you wanted, I'm sure you could have a plastic item grafted onto your face that couldbe shaped like an ear and function like a lobe does i.e. as an amplifier for receiving sound.
Losing your two little fingers would be too weird.

$100,000 tax free Wally!
I'm not sure about this one. For $1,000,000 I definitely would. I think $500,000 too. Not sure about $100,000.

Am I the only bastard who would jump the line? Shame on me.

I'd lose the fingers I think. That plastic item Stocky is talking about somehow reminds me of Mr. Potato Head.
$100,000 isn't worth losing my job so no.
I don't think I'd jump the line. Not from fear of retaliation by other fans but more from fear that the creator might dash me in public, in front of everyone.

Stocky Boy wrote:Would you rather lose an ear or two fingers or your choice?

Probably the ear. I need all my fingers to type and stuff, ears are just there for looks.

Stocky Boy wrote: Would you, for $100,000 take a crap naked, in a public gathering area, at your place of work?
People would know there was money involved

Do I get to be drunk in this hypothetical money making scenario? If so, then definitely yes.
If not, then only yes if I get to quit said job that very day.

Stocky Boy wrote: ... would you ignore a long line of people standing in line to have something signed by their favourite comic writer/artist and just walk right up to the comic creator, pissing off everyone else in the line, just to get your comics signed, avoiding the queue? :D:D

No, I'm too shy.

the fingers.

I don't have a place of work but i would happily go and crap at my old lace of works for free, but i want a guarentee that there will be no legal repercussions.

i doubt chuck austin would have a line

Lose the ear, grow my hair.

I wouldn't. Or maybe if I'd leave the place anyway.

I'd not blatantly cut the line, I'd let Wulf do it for me.

MGM wrote: I'd not blatantly cut the line, I'd let Wulf do it for me.

I prefer to ambush the talent, rather than cut the line.

Although I do certainly do both.