Does Bjorko have powers?

Stocky Boy · Post by **Stocky Boy** » Sun Feb 22, 2009 1:21 pm

I'm trying to work out who would win in a fight of the 'Basement X Banner Brawl for All'.

I'm assuming Bjorko has atleast got the powers of Orko.

Does Dildo Monster have powers? Other than putting people off by being weird looking (I bet it makes weird noises too. This probably scares predators) is there anything else?

Currently, I'm thinking John Stewart can crap all over Yoda, so long as Yoda can't outdraw John and rip off his ring finger. Otherwise, John hathe greater projectile offensive and defensive ability.

But, Bjorko remains a mystery fighter.

Clearly Green Arrow can't even beat Dildo Monster.

ChimeraCreative · Post by **ChimeraCreative** » Sun Feb 22, 2009 2:53 pm

And perhaps more importantly, should we have Biscuit make another BX banner with winners from Irish's draft game to ensure the strongest possible banner in all of nerdom? ^_^

Mr Wallstreet · Post by **Mr Wallstreet** » Sun Feb 22, 2009 3:03 pm

Yes, I think a new banner is definitely in order. It goes with the whole BX-Rebirth theme we've got going on here

ChimeraCreative · Post by **ChimeraCreative** » Sun Feb 22, 2009 3:10 pm

Biscuit was fooling around with CamZilla and DamselArn in regards to a banner but that might have degenerated into the proverbial 'shits & giggles'. ^_^

We really need to hammer out a theme or colour scheme for a new banner.

(And isn't the dildo monster named Herman?)

Junkogen · Post by **Junkogen** » Sun Feb 22, 2009 3:19 pm

ChimeraCreative wrote:Biscuit was fooling around with CamZilla and DamselArn in regards to a banner but that might have degenerated into the proverbial 'shits & giggles'. ^_^

We really need to hammer out a theme or colour scheme for a new banner.

(And isn't the dildo monster named Herman?)

I don't think the new banner should include any of its members specifically.

ChimeraCreative · Post by **ChimeraCreative** » Sun Feb 22, 2009 3:27 pm

I'm still all for a New York skyline (or silhouette of it) being rampaged by key characters in comics, movies, whatever, and they don't have to have faces swapped out for any BXers. And whatever anyone else wants to suggest is cool, we just need to put all the suggestions in one place and pick one (or merge some ideas together).

Stocky Boy · Post by **Stocky Boy** » Sun Feb 22, 2009 4:17 pm

Not to be a spoil sport or a mood killer, but I'd just like to steer us back on topic, so does Bjorko have any fucking powers you bunch of thread-derailing bastards??!!?!?!

I quite like the idea of Manhattan in the background. It's quite symbolic to comics, which is really our key binding agent and a few of us have met up there.

I think I'm going to assign Bjorko some powers right now!

Her/it's primary power will be to steer people away from their original starting point. Say for example a thread gets started about subject 'x' and no sooner then after the first reply, a different subject, subject 'y' comes screaming round the corner into the thread, like it belongs there or something and the original agenda evaporates into the ether... *grumble, grumble, grumble*

;)

ChimeraCreative · Post by **ChimeraCreative** » Sun Feb 22, 2009 4:21 pm

I'll respect you more when you get a tag line under your user name that doesn't mean 'penis'. ^_^

Stocky Boy · Post by **Stocky Boy** » Sun Feb 22, 2009 4:21 pm

Oh and Bjorko rides around on this magical dildo monster she/it found on some far away planet, which she/it has named, 'Herman'.

Herman the Dildo Monster has the powers to transport individuals places, as long as they aren't afraid of sitting on top of a creature whose front half resembles a phalic shaped pleasuring device.
Herman also has the powers to creep people out merely by being seen - and by making weird noises.

Tragic Angelus · Post by **Tragic Angelus** » Sun Feb 22, 2009 5:31 pm

Stocky Boy wrote:Clearly Green Arrow can't even beat Dildo Monster.

I resent that remark.

Arrow could give our resident Dildo Herman a run for his money. But He just wouldn't want to go near it is all.

XIII · Post by **XIII** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 4:26 am

[divert]

Can you please avoid putting DamselArn in the banner?

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MGM · Post by **MGM** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 5:31 am

No, we cannot.

The French Biscuit · Post by **The French Biscuit** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 10:35 am

XIII wrote:[divert]

Can you please avoid putting DamselArn in the banner?

[/divert]

Oh, o.k.

I think given their choices in the superhero draft, Wally and Edbert are more deserving of boobage anyway.

ChimeraCreative · Post by **ChimeraCreative** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 10:41 am

In order to get boobage Edbert would have to get the one thing that eludes him... puberty. ^_^

Tragic Angelus · Post by **Tragic Angelus** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 3:26 pm

Why the sudden interest this board has taken in my age and puberty I shall never know...

Mr Wallstreet · Post by **Mr Wallstreet** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 8:38 pm

The French Biscuit wrote:Oh, o.k.

I think given their choices in the superhero draft, Wally and Edbert are more deserving of boobage anyway.

Low blow Biscuit! Low blow.

And Stocky, Bjorko does have powers. It's a Bjorko.

The French Biscuit · Post by **The French Biscuit** » Tue Feb 24, 2009 3:39 pm

Mr Wallstreet wrote:Low blow Biscuit! Low blow.

I was teasing.

ChimeraCreative · Post by **ChimeraCreative** » Tue Feb 24, 2009 4:09 pm

I think Wally's taking it hard that you've nearly surpassed him in posts. Then you'll be 'wearing the pants of BX' more than he is. ^_^

Tragic Angelus · Post by **Tragic Angelus** » Tue Feb 24, 2009 4:23 pm

Wally seems to be much more emotional and defensive about these things than I am.

I think we know which one of us is really more womanly...

ChimeraCreative · Post by **ChimeraCreative** » Tue Feb 24, 2009 4:26 pm

Tragic Angelus wrote:Wally seems to be much more emotional and defensive about these things than I am.

I think we know which one of us is really more womanly...

Yes, it's clearly Arnaud. ^_^