Basement X

... type your name followed by, "needs" into Google and see what funny shit comes back.


So, for me, it's "Andy needs"


First result was:

"Andy needs a BAD girl to find his focus..."


later result:
"Andy Needs to Keep His Roddick In His Pants"


I got this idea from a Friday afternoon work email. Originally the email came from someone called Gemma, who gets the following up as the first result:

"Gemma needs to learn to keep her dumb ***** trap shut before I shut it for her".

Gold!

I was going to cheekily post the first result which is just a messageboard post describing the game but then this one caught my eye:

Jess needs a home whereby she will be the only pet as she deserves 100% attention.

:D:D

First Result:

Ed needs a Hummer!
Ed Needs A HUMMER. Please give a gift of love and kindness to Ed. That's right...your gift can make Ed one happy, humming HUMMER owner


I didn't think much could top that.

Brad needs to get real with himself and the people that he claims to love, because if he does not then he will be not unlike my own father....

and my personal favorite...

Brad needs babies!

My first few hits weren't that great.

Eventually I got:

"Farhan Needs Higher Goals" Which is kind of true/funny

then:

"Farhan needs to find his child protagonists very soon" which made me go

1) Stephanie needs to be in a family where there are no other children or animals.

No other children or animals?! I reject #1

2)Stephanie needs some help. Look at those pants! Should have stayed on the sidewalk!

*looks at pants* But I like these pants!

What the hell pants are you talking about?

Cameron needs facial surgery after collision.
That is ominous.

Sounds like Cameron didn't, "keep his whore mouth shut..."

I met the pimp hand. I met it good.

"Monsieur Arnaud needs her to energise his life,"

"Arnaud needs Adobe Reader"

"Arnaud needs the ball at his feet as often as possible"

I like the first one the best.

Shlomo needs to import long wooden beams from Lebanon to support the large roofs of these buildings.

I will get right on it.

apparently theres a dj called chris needs which kinda fucks up the game

Michel Needs No Introduction.

I fail to see whether this is good or bad.

Funny ones:
Chris needs a job
Chris needs a haircut
Chris needs a wee-wee
Chris needs to give me cancer

That last one is kinda messed up

his last one made me laugh:reddevil:

*tries again*

Stephanie needs Australia.



Stephanie needs you BAD.



Stephanie needs a loving home

Stephanie needs a training bra.

"Handsome Stocky Bottom Needs Attention" WTF?

Fucking craigslist, honestly!



"looking for a stocky old man that needs regular service to completion". Eh?

Come on! What is this!


Oh yeah, try your username.

Edward needs sunscreen.

Edward B needs a hug and some cupcakes.


And I tried Edbert just for you, but got nothing. Though there is some tropical Edbert Island paradise.. I'm thinking I'm gonna lay claim to it and then not invite anyone