Best length for stupid phone joke?

William McDert · Post by **William McDert** » Thu Feb 26, 2009 7:22 pm

You brits still haven't figured out automobiles I take it?

MGM · Post by **MGM** » Fri Feb 27, 2009 3:15 am

What kind of things are you texting him anyway?

CBKA · Post by **CBKA** » Fri Feb 27, 2009 7:48 am

Its like an unwritten rule to take shits during work hours. The most satisfying kinds are the ones your paid to take

Mr Wallstreet · Post by **Mr Wallstreet** » Fri Feb 27, 2009 11:41 am

Are you "drunk" texting him? Because if you're not, you should.

MGM · Post by **MGM** » Fri Feb 27, 2009 1:02 pm

At 3AM, I might add.

William McDert · Post by **William McDert** » Fri Feb 27, 2009 2:49 pm

"hey did you just call me?"
"so did you want to come over?"
"are you still at the pub?"

Stocky Boy · Post by **Stocky Boy** » Fri Feb 27, 2009 2:56 pm

I've texted him crap like, "I'm sorry, I can't remember whose number this is. Is this Peado James from Leicester?"

MGM · Post by **MGM** » Fri Feb 27, 2009 3:27 pm

Angrytext messages from someone who wants to beat you up because he mistakes you for someone else!

Mr Wallstreet · Post by **Mr Wallstreet** » Fri Feb 27, 2009 3:30 pm

At this point since you've established you think he is Peado James, drunk text him while referring to him as Peado.

The French Biscuit · Post by **The French Biscuit** » Fri Feb 27, 2009 9:35 pm

Stocky Boy wrote:I've texted him crap like, "I'm sorry, I can't remember whose number this is. Is this Peado James from Leicester?"

Grand, absolutely grand.

jedispyder · Post by **jedispyder** » Fri Feb 27, 2009 10:58 pm

When my dad finally got a cell phone last year there was this guy who kept texting him, basically thinking he was a girl he used to date. Funny thing was, my dad didn't have the ability to send texts, only to receive. So this guy kept on texting and begging for the girl to take him back, saying he knew he did wrong but he deserves another chance. My dad didn't bother trying to call him, and the other guy never did try to call. He eventually stopped sending texts, but it was hilarious as hell...