BX Mock Draft: Superheroes

Mr Wallstreet · Post by **Mr Wallstreet** » Sat Feb 21, 2009 5:12 pm

Junk! You cheatin' Eunuch! You changed Omega Prime to Fortress Maximus!

Mr Wallstreet · Post by **Mr Wallstreet** » Sat Feb 21, 2009 5:17 pm

No its not. As a punishment, you're next pick has to be a female Edbert would want to be for her emotional strength and deep spirituality.

Tragic Angelus · Post by **Tragic Angelus** » Sat Feb 21, 2009 5:24 pm

If there were any left

Junkogen · Post by **Junkogen** » Sat Feb 21, 2009 5:27 pm

Mr Wallstreet wrote:No its not. As a punishment, you're next pick has to be a female Edbert would want to be for her emotional strength and deep spirituality.

I don't know why you're making fun of Ed so much. You've picked as many women as he has, Susan B. Anthony.

Tragic Angelus · Post by **Tragic Angelus** » Sat Feb 21, 2009 5:30 pm

I think.. I think... Junk just.. defended me...

I'm speechless...

My hero

Junkogen · Post by **Junkogen** » Sat Feb 21, 2009 5:41 pm

Tragic Angelus wrote:I think.. I think... Junk just.. defended me...

I'm speechless...

My hero

Well his first pick right out of the gate was Wonder Woman. It doesn't get much more feminist than that.

I just couldn't stand by and watch such a sad hypocrisy continue. It's like watching Ted Haggard condemn homosexuals.

IrishCream · Post by **IrishCream** » Sat Feb 21, 2009 6:00 pm

No wonder no women folk participated in the draft...Ed and Wally took all the good ones to be!

Tragic Angelus · Post by **Tragic Angelus** » Sat Feb 21, 2009 6:01 pm

No no, there's stilll all those shitty Marvel characters

Now, who's next?

The French Biscuit · Post by **The French Biscuit** » Sat Feb 21, 2009 6:06 pm

Fine, I'll contribute.

I chose Rukia Kuchiki.

Her zanpakto is pretty sweet and her kido skills are also admirable. Plus, she draws cute bunnies and is extremely volatile.

I want to be her alot.

Tragic Angelus · Post by **Tragic Angelus** » Sat Feb 21, 2009 6:14 pm

Huzzah for Bisc joining our efforts!!

Mr Wallstreet wrote:Nothing in the Star Wars universe is cooler than a 3 foot tall decrepit green puppet jumping around like Spider-man

And I beg to differ:

Han Solo

The most badass character in the story.

IrishCream · Post by **IrishCream** » Sat Feb 21, 2009 6:32 pm

I think Ed just redeemed himself...

Tragic Angelus · Post by **Tragic Angelus** » Sat Feb 21, 2009 6:35 pm

Damn straight.

Junkogen · Post by **Junkogen** » Sat Feb 21, 2009 7:13 pm

I beg to differ. If you're going to pick Han as someone you'd want to be you might as well join the military or a drug cartel or something in real life. He's way to normal. And Marty McFly? On my god.... Just go back to being one of your high-powered women.

Tragic Angelus · Post by **Tragic Angelus** » Sat Feb 21, 2009 7:16 pm

But those 'normal' guys don't have a ship that made the Kessel run in only 12 parsecs.

Also, he's totally boning the hell outta Slave Leia

Junkogen · Post by **Junkogen** » Sat Feb 21, 2009 7:19 pm

Tragic Angelus wrote:But those 'normal' guys don't have a ship that made the Kessel run in only 12 parsecs.

Also, he's totally boning the hell outta Slave Leia

And his best friend is a Wookie. Alright, I take back some of what I said about Han.

Tragic Angelus · Post by **Tragic Angelus** » Sat Feb 21, 2009 7:20 pm

I almost made a Wookie comment, but was assuming most of the response would be heavily innuendo laden

JediMindTrick · Post by **JediMindTrick** » Sun Feb 22, 2009 6:49 am

Mr Wallstreet wrote:Hold up. Starkiller isn't a hero, He's a bad guy. I thought the rules said "Superheroes" only, or are bad guys fair game as well?

He nearly destroyed Vader and the Emperor and started the Rebellion. Superhero. Mofo.

JediMindTrick · Post by **JediMindTrick** » Sun Feb 22, 2009 6:56 am

And now that I have X-Man and Starkiller (definitely a superhero - cuz he didn't kill any more than Wolverine has, and if yer gonna call Frank Castle a hero...)

Yatta!!!!

Seasons 1 and 2 only, mind you....

Mr Wallstreet · Post by **Mr Wallstreet** » Sun Feb 22, 2009 8:56 am

Ultra Magnus

Rodimus Prime is a bitch

JediMindTrick · Post by **JediMindTrick** » Sun Feb 22, 2009 8:58 am

Ultra Magnus was a Prime ripoff...but at least he had the guy's voice from America's Most Wanted...and he did say "Dammit!"