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One day, these city folks are driving through Nebraska on a side road alongside a small farm. They're doing about 40 mph. and, on the other side of the fence, is a 3-legged chicken running in the same direction as their car at about the same speed. The driver speeds up to about 50 and the chicken ke...

Finally, something other than smiley faces....Breasts. (Yes, we know it's sick, but some of these are very funny!) (o)(o) perfect breasts ( + )( + ) fake silicone breasts (*)(*) high nipple breasts (@)(@) big nipple breasts oo A cups { O }{ O } D cups (oYo) wonder bra breasts ( ^)( ^) cold breasts (...

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: “Hello” WOMAN: “Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?” MAN: “Yes.” WOMAN: “I'm at the mall now and fo...

A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment they both go to sleep, the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower. In the middle of the night the woman leans over, wakes the man and says, "I'm sorry to bother ...

well I went to the specialist the other day. basically they said what the mri did Ihave 2 herniated disks in my back. I paid $82 for them to tell me that I will have to go to physical therapy. I went to that for the first time yesterday. it was weird but ok. the bitch is over the last 4 days before ...

The only thing that can will and does bug me is the continuity in this. Yes Havok is in this movie, but he is Scott's father in this, not his brother.

The French Biscuit wrote:Very sorry to hear about your back Mike and I hope you will get some definitive answers in March.
On a morbidly positive note, you and Dr. Gregory House have something in common: Vicodin.

yep and I am limping with the same leg as him too!

Is Brock dead now? I know he had cancer or something but I have not really payed attention in a long time. I don't know how I feel about flash thompson being venom though. I mean I guess it could work, esspessally if he is no longer a bad guy. I guess I am just used to the Brock venom and not Venom ...

well I am being reffered to a non intrusive back specialist and it looks like I will not be able to get in there until March sometime. I have no idea what caused it nothing sticks out in my head as to how. I can only think it was something in the freezer at work. it can get tight in there sometimes ...

Hey guys Iknow it has been awhile since I have posted here atleast about me so here is an udate with what is going on with me. I have a pinched nerve in my lower back. I am on Viccodin muscle relaxers and some other stuff. Iwas in so much pain before I could bearly walk. now it is not so bad still h...

how is it they are ignoring the whole premise of making Diana, Diana? they did not say they are droping the amazonian art of her story, I think they are trying to make it like the old tv show, where she has a secret ID. I am fine with it untill they say she is not the "champion of the amazons" then ...

I'm willing to give Cavill a shot, however, I do still think that Routh was a good Superman, he was just working with a mediocre script. With a better story Routh would have been a great Superman I whole heartedly agree with that, it is unfortunite that he could not reprise the role. but it is very...

Yeah I think he looks the part well enough but I have never seen him in anything

I am really looking forward to this!

more than likely the same as you, I may just sleep thru it though

Merry Christmas everyone! mostly I just asked for money so I can put the money to my credit cards. I got Predators and the A-Team on Blu ray Mario Galaxy 2 and jepordy for the Wii. some golf balls and some gift cards. my favorite thing so far was a new tree ordiment. it is from National Lampoons Chr...

Yeah I have it on my computer and on the Wii & PS3. I recomend the BBC's Robin Hood. I am 10 eisodes in on the second season an amazing show!

please read the books I know you may think it is a "kids" book but it really is not, at least from the 3rd one on it isn't. the books are well worth the read and anything that was confusing or "sucky" in the movies is awesome and completly explained in the books

yeah I highly enjoyed it as well. I am kinda hoping for a tales of the beetle bard movie too. even if it is a purely animated movie that is direct to dvd like what they did with Watchman's tales of the black freighter

if you need a room mate let me know!