I've Seen it All Now...

[ChimeraCreative]

A young lady a grade behind me in high school had a baby yesterday. The kid's name (And I'm assured it's no joke) is Lycan Lestat Carlisle James Grovsner Reid Church. :e2thud:

[Sandman]

that....is sad

[The French Biscuit]

Oh...oh dear.

Good luck in school kiddo. :X

[jedispyder]

A young lady a grade behind me in high school had a baby yesterday. The kid's name (And I'm assured it's no joke) is Lycan Lestat Carlisle James Grovsner Reid Church. :e2thud:
Lycan = Either referring to Lycanthropes or the Underworld saga where they are just called Lycans
Lestat = Vampire Lestat by Anne Rice
Carlisle = Carlisle Cullen from the Twilight Saga

The rest I'm not so sure about, any help?

[Mr Wallstreet]

That poor, poor child.

Someone should get social services on the line.

[MGM]

James Marsters?

[Python]

Does she dress all in black and wear studious amounts of eye shadow & mascara?

[jedispyder]

The James could also be from Twilight as the antagonist of the first novel.
Reid could refer to Britt Reid from Green Hornet, but that doesn't fit the theory.
Grovsner (when spelled as Grovsener) appears to be a famous hotel as well as lineage (couldn't find anything relating to vampires or werewolves).

[CBKA]

punch her and chuck the kid off a bridge