I would like to commemorate.

[wolf_2099]

That for once, I, wolfie, beat the Frenchman, and all others, and have the highest post count on Board X.

Yay!

[Tragic Angelus]

can I take partial credit, as having postwhored with you in about 7 different threads over the last two hours?

[wolf_2099]

Yes, yes you can. I will also be the first to hit 100.

[wolf_2099]

I have hit 100 and also conquered the board.

[Tragic Angelus]

I'm getting too tired and too distracted to keep up.. damnit...

[Tragic Angelus]

Also, it should be noted that Arn has just less than 1% the amount of posts that you do. :D

[wolf_2099]

Bwahah! YAY!

[MGM]

I rather like this development, where Arn is a piss poor reflection of his former self. :D

[Junkogen]

This place has more whores than Tijuana. :eek:

[wolf_2099]

Hey hey hey. I only whore myself to comic books.

[Tragic Angelus]

Give it time, and I'm sure he'll be back with a vengence.

[wolf_2099]

Naw, French don't retaliate.

[Tragic Angelus]

Good point :D

[wolf_2099]

I thought so. *whores*

[Tragic Angelus]

Whore it out bitch.

[wolf_2099]

*stretches whoring muscles*

I need to go get lunch though. Sigh.

[Tragic Angelus]

If you go to get lunch, he could try making his move then. Be careful

[wolf_2099]

I'm back! We're good. Phew.
Now to hit 200 before anyone else hits 100.

[Tragic Angelus]

Sweet lord.. you really are a whore.

[wolf_2099]

I prefer a liberal poster.

[Tragic Angelus]

liberal = whore.

ask Junk.

[wolf_2099]

Junk? Are liberals whores?

[Junkogen]

Junk? Are liberals whores?

That depends. Are you a liberal?

[wolf_2099]

I'm Canadian.

[Junkogen]

I don't think they have sex in Canada.

[wolf_2099]

We do. It's just weirder.
So close to 200. Such a whore.

[Junkogen]

We do. It's just weirder.
So close to 200. Such a whore.

Well, it must involve a lot of maple syrup.

[wolf_2099]

Polar bear skins and the sled dogs.

[wolf_2099]

200! I think I'm done.

[Mr Wallstreet]

This is so wrong. On the temporary board I had the highest post-count of all.. >:(

[wolf_2099]

215!

[MGM]

I have no clue what my postcount is.

[MGM]

Ah, there it is.

[wolf_2099]

Dammit. 103. I wanted 300 before anyone got 100.

[MGM]

HAH!

[Tragic Angelus]

Jebus you freakin whores... I'm trying to obtain a post count and have a social life.. how can I do this?

[MGM]

Not. :D

[wolf_2099]

Get a stat holiday where you have nothing to do.

[wolf_2099]

Sigh.

300.

SPARTANS!

[MGM]

Unbelievable, do you know no shame?

[The French Biscuit]

Wolf should give lessons on post-whoring.

[wolf_2099]

No shame. Just felt like beating the Frenchman. Ill probably stop soon.

[MGM]

Good, then I can overtake you.

[wolf_2099]

Hmm, then maybe I will not.

[Tragic Angelus]

I don't even think I've hit 100 yet...

[The French Biscuit]

10 more to go Tragic.

Make with the whoring

[Tragic Angelus]

But I don't feeeel like whoring today...

[The French Biscuit]

It matters not!

Get busy! :D

[MGM]

I only whore to Bisc.

[Tragic Angelus]

I think.. I think Bisc just became my pimp...

[The French Biscuit]

I only whore to Bisc.

I think.. I think Bisc just became my pimp...


Biscuit be pimpin'. :cool:

[MGM]

Well, you could also be whoring to me. :D

[The French Biscuit]

A pimp never tells.

Now get back out there! *slaps MGM on the behind* :D

[Tragic Angelus]

I suppose I could whore for her without complaint. :D

[MGM]

A pimp never tells.

Now get back out there! *slaps MGM on the behind* :D

Aight, aight. But I guess I'll have to pay you with my body, since I need the money myself, unemployed and all.

[Tragic Angelus]

*waits for the inevitable 'making a deposit' joke*

[The French Biscuit]

I suppose I could whore for her without complaint. :D

That's the spirit! :D

*dons big hat and bling*

[MGM]

I think I just did.

[The French Biscuit]

Aight, aight. But I guess I'll have to pay you with my body, since I need the money myself, unemployed and all.

*waits for the inevitable 'making a deposit' joke*

I expect to be paid in full, with interest.

*narrowly avoids the 'making a deposit' joke* :D

[Tragic Angelus]

I meant the not so subtle kind.

[The French Biscuit]

But I live for subtle.

Congrats Tragic you've hit post #100! :D

[Tragic Angelus]

I expect to be paid in full, with interest.

*narrowly avoids the 'making a deposit' joke* :D

In that case, I'm ready to pay as we speak.:D

[Tragic Angelus]

I did indeed! does this mean I get a bonus? :D

[MGM]

I expect to be paid in full, with interest.

What's the rate you keep?

[MGM]

I did indeed! does this mean I get a bonus? :D

Yes, from me.

[Tragic Angelus]

Good question.. does this mean I need to work double hard since Canadian money is worth more than American at this point?

[Tragic Angelus]

Yes, from me.


That's a pretty small bonus...

[The French Biscuit]

What's the rate you keep?

I bill by the hour. ;)

[The French Biscuit]

Good question.. does this mean I need to work double hard since Canadian money is worth more than American at this point?

I like the way you think. ;) :D

[MGM]

You're not worth more than a $5 bonus, really.

[The French Biscuit]

Also LOL @ CEO Wolfram & Hart :D

[MGM]

I bill by the hour. ;)

So for every hour I whore, I have to pay back an hour AND interest? I likes.

[Tragic Angelus]

What can I say, I wouldn't want to cheat you out of any payment :D

[The French Biscuit]

That's a pretty small bonus...

You're not worth more than a $5 bonus, really.

Play nice boys. :p

[The French Biscuit]

So for every hour I whore, I have to pay back an hour AND interest? I likes.

I aim to please. :D

[The French Biscuit]

What can I say, I wouldn't want to cheat you out of any payment :D

I like a guy who repays his debts ;)

[Tragic Angelus]

Also LOL @ CEO Wolfram & Hart :D


Ha, was the only thing I could think of. :D

[MGM]

Play nice boys. :p



No, this is competition between your bitches, it's normal. If you want us to stop, you'll have to make us.

I like it rough, BTW. :D

[Tragic Angelus]

I like a guy who repays his debts ;)

I'll pay enough that I have credit built up if necessary.

[The French Biscuit]

No, this is competition between your bitches, it's normal. If you want us to stop, you'll have to make us.

I like it rough, BTW. :D

LOL It is posts like this that keep me on this board. :D

*puts on the big black boots and cracks the whip*

[MGM]

The higher the heels the better!

[Tragic Angelus]

No, this is competition between your bitches, it's normal. If you want us to stop, you'll have to make us.

I like it rough, BTW. :D


Agreed. You'll have to come between us and break things up.

Cause I wouldn't want to embarass him when i win.

[MGM]

AHAHAHAHAHAAA!!

[MGM]

Sorry. When you can reach my chin with your fist without jumping we'll talk again.

[Tragic Angelus]

I'm much too pretty to lose, we both know this.

[Tragic Angelus]

Who said I was aiming for your chin? :D

[MGM]

Who said I was aiming for your chin? :D

What're you gonna do, headbutt my knees?

[Tragic Angelus]

Only because there's nothing else around that area worth attacking.

[MGM]

Well not until 5 inches up, but since you can't reach that at your age...

[Tragic Angelus]

You'd be surprised what I can reach...

[MGM]

I'm sorry, but whoring to you just isn't the same as whoring to Bisc. Especially with the payments in sight. :D

[Tragic Angelus]

*Sigh* I agree.. our pimp must've moved on to her other hoes...

[The French Biscuit]

It's hard out here for a pimp you know. :D

I gotsta go, and do things in a productive manner.

[MGM]

Yes, you got to colelct your winnings in a productive manner!

[wolf_2099]

You are all filthy filthy whores.

[Mr Wallstreet]

I dunno about you guys but I enjoy watching MGM and Tragic flirt. :D

[wolf_2099]

It's when the flirting stops and the sex begins I worry.

[Tragic Angelus]

I got tired of the foreplay, and he wouldn't give it up.

[wolf_2099]

Well. There is a lesson in that.
Anyone know what it is?

[Tragic Angelus]

The Dutch don't put out, so don't waste your time

[wolf_2099]

I was going to say Europeans.

[Tragic Angelus]

No, cause Arn gives it up easy. And Stocky will to with a little bit more incentive.

[wolf_2099]

I don't think Arn would. He is a tease.

[Tragic Angelus]

Nah, he's slutty. he'll definitely put out. I mean, after all, he is a Bond girl :D

[Tragic Angelus]

Also, let the record show taht I have more posts than Arn.

And Stocky.


Combined.


This is just sad.

[wolf_2099]

How am I doing then?

[Junkogen]

How am I doing then?

As promiscuous as a double-vaginaed porn star.

[Fasheem]

Good question.. does this mean I need to work double hard since Canadian money is worth more than American at this point?

Why do people keep saying this? Ain't true, not at all.

[MGM]

Ah, but it's so fun to say.

[wolf_2099]

Why do people keep saying this? Ain't true, not at all.

Everyone likes mocking Americans. It's the in thing at the moment.

[Junkogen]

Everyone likes mocking Americans. It's the in thing at the moment.

And we quite rightly deserve to be mocked for such stupidity and perpetual naivete.:(

[Tragic Angelus]

Everyone likes mocking Americans. It's the in thing at the moment.

At the moment? When has it NOT been the thing?

[wolf_2099]

At the moment? When has it NOT been the thing?
I was trying to be polite.

[wolf_2099]

Oh, and 400 posts!

[Tragic Angelus]

Politeness here is overrated.

And kudos to 400, you vapid whoring monstrosity. :D

[wolf_2099]

And where is the Frenchie at? =D

[XIII]

I am only a shadow of my former glory.

I raise my glass to my 33,000 postcount. May he rest in peace. :(

[Junkogen]

I am only a shadow of my former glory.

I raise my glass to my 33,000 postcount. May he rest in peace. :(

"And on the pedestal these words appear:
'My name is XIII, postwhore of postwhores:
Look on my post count, ye Mighty, and despair!'
Nothing beside remains: round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare,
The lone and level sands stretch far away." XIII, by Junky Bysshe Shelley
:D

[Mr Wallstreet]

It doesn't count as postwhoring if I feel it's a quality post right?

[Tragic Angelus]

Not outwardly no, but inwardly, yes. Oh, sweet delicious postwhoryness yes.

[wolf_2099]

It doesn't count as postwhoring if I feel it's a quality post right?

Still postwhoring.

[wolf_2099]

Yay! 500

[XIII]

That's my first foray into this thread and I am highly unimpressed.

Whores!

[wolf_2099]

Psh, you're not even at 200.

[Tragic Angelus]

I think Arn is simply jealous.

[XIII]

Psh, you're not even at 200.

I actually am and Edbert should shut up cause I'm quite close to him now. :cool:

[Tragic Angelus]

Yes, you've managed to pass me, but I think that's only because of the time difference. I'm thinking it may be just like old times around these parts as you and I battle our way up the post counts.

[XIII]

You and me battle? I wouldn't call a 20,000 post lead a battle, young one.

[Tragic Angelus]

Yes yes, but PRIOR to that, there was a time we battled. Then I lost and disappeared, and you had 20,000 more than I ever expected.

[XIII]

Ah yes.

You do realize you just admitted losing to a French person? Hahahaha, the shame!! :D

[Tragic Angelus]

I didn't lose. I disappeared. Big difference.

And besides, I think EVERYONE lost to you considering no one came close to your post count.

[XIII]

I'll consider that a surrender.
And you were the only who thought you could battle me.

[Tragic Angelus]

I was also the only one going through puberty. So there you have it, you successfully managed to battle a teenager. Congrats on winning :D

[XIII]

Oh please. I was 21 at the time.
Everybody is stupid at 21.


:D

[Tragic Angelus]

Bastard :D

[XIII]

That's the second time you lose.
You're losing your edge, Edbert, losing your edge.

[Tragic Angelus]

It's ok. I'll do much of anything to make you feel better about yourself. I mean, I figure as a Frenchman, you need to win whatever little battles you can since you're incapable of ever winning any important ones.

[MGM]

Losing even small battles from a Frenchman doesn't exactly make you winnign material either, little boy.

[Tragic Angelus]

Hey, it's ok. I feel better as a person knowing that I'm helping him have some kind of ego.

I mean, I don't need to defeat 12 year olds to feel better about myself, you know?

[MGM]

No, you can't defeat 12 year olds, that's something entirely different.