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Junkogen
02-25-2009, 12:06 AM
Since you've all colluded to kill the Jelly Donut Clan, I have decided to keep its memory safe here in the Archives.
*places his mauled penis (complete with thick scar tissue, 3rd-degree friction burns and assorted super-STDs) along with his harem of Donut Hos into a secret underground lair*
The Junk Brand goes into self-imposed exile, and waits for the prophesied cumming of one strong in the Taint who will rise up and reclaim the JDC's former depraved glory.
:censored:
And so passes "Wendorf the Great, Wielder of the Mangled Flesh Staff of Ages."
ChimeraCreative
02-25-2009, 12:09 AM
Aw, Junky... these phases are cyclic... eventually it'll be all T&A, ass raping and a sausage fest in here again. ^_^
Junkogen
02-25-2009, 12:25 AM
T&A, ass raping and a sausage fest
That's not even what it was about.
Woe to the ignorant peoples of Basement X.:disappointed:
ChimeraCreative
02-25-2009, 04:45 AM
I think I sense a 'martyr to the cause' coming to show us the error of our ways... ^_^
Mr Wallstreet
02-25-2009, 07:01 AM
Junk, if you're gonna archive our JDCness, at least archive the sigs. This way they won't be all over the board, just in one thread in a forum that's hardly visited.
Since you've all colluded to kill the Jelly Donut Clan, I have decided to keep its memory safe here in the Archives.
*places his mauled penis (complete with thick scar tissue, 3rd-degree friction burns and assorted super-STDs) along with his harem of Donut Hos into a secret underground lair*
The Junk Brand goes into self-imposed exile, and waits for the prophesied cumming of one strong in the Taint who will rise up and reclaim the JDC's former depraved glory.
:censored:
And so passes "Wendorf the Great, Wielder of the Mangled Flesh Staff of Ages."
:ban:
Stocky Boy
02-26-2009, 02:32 PM
No more ugly fucking girl jibes on me. Yes! :reddevil: :D ;)
Please!
you bring it on yourself ;)
CountD
02-27-2009, 12:11 PM
where is space cowboy/major bummer
ChimeraCreative
02-27-2009, 12:33 PM
I'm not really sure. I was talking to him on facebook for a while but he dropped off a few days ago. He's been too busy to register, might explain how infrequently we've been talking.
CountD
02-27-2009, 12:52 PM
thanks.
Alpha victim, reporting for duty. :D
Goshin
03-05-2009, 01:00 AM
who had the one with the gorilla in the bikini? that one always freaked me out
That would be Stockys prime ho
Goshin
03-05-2009, 11:49 PM
those sigs got on my damn nerves after the first week
i always wished the great jugglenuts would appear and smash em to bits
The French Biscuit
03-07-2009, 01:32 PM
And so passes "Wendorf the Great, Wielder of the Mangled Flesh Staff of Ages."
*sob* :bigcry:
Mr Wallstreet
03-09-2009, 09:29 AM
those sigs got on my damn nerves after the first week
Ain't that the pot calling the kettle black (pun inescapeable). You always had the the worst sigs of any poster. Your sigs always slowed down the page's load time or messed with the width of the damn page.
I was about to say just that. Goshin complaining about anybody's sig is like a priest complaining about a child sexual molester.
Tragic Angelus
03-09-2009, 12:10 PM
*sob* :bigcry:
There there, fear not. Take comfort in knowing that he will return in a time of great need, when the flesh has been too long unmolested and when he does return, the lands will once again be drenched in fluids from his body.
Junkogen
03-09-2009, 09:54 PM
Do not cry for me or the JDC.
There's still "a donut" destroying the boards around here.
ChimeraCreative
03-09-2009, 10:11 PM
Do not cry for me or the JDC.
There's still "a donut" destroying the boards around here.
You got something to say to me?
StoneTable
03-09-2009, 10:11 PM
Why not come right out and say it, Junkogen, instead of pussyfooting around? It's pretty clear who "a donut" refers to. That "donut" is the reason this new board exists and if you got a problem with her, you got a problem with me.
ChimeraCreative
03-09-2009, 10:15 PM
You know, it doesn't matter than other people wanted to see things change around here.
Doesn't matter that Adam asked if everyone wanted a new Basement X site built and everyone said 'okay'.
Doesn't matter that everyone's been trying to put aside their differences and try to get along, which has been pretty damn cool.
What the fuck's the problem? Why am I singled out as a fucking bitch?
wolf_2099
03-10-2009, 12:37 AM
Do not cry for me or the JDC.
There's still "a donut" destroying the boards around here.
What then hell does that even mean?
Fasheem
03-10-2009, 05:10 AM
You know, it doesn't matter than other people wanted to see things change around here.
Doesn't matter that Adam asked if everyone wanted a new Basement X site built and everyone said 'okay'.
Doesn't matter that everyone's been trying to put aside their differences and try to get along, which has been pretty damn cool.
What the fuck's the problem? Why am I singled out as a fucking bitch?
Not everyone has to like you, it's okay. I'm sure more than one person on the board thinks I'm a fucking bitch, and I don't have a problem with that.
Actually it's possible EVERYONE on the board thinks I'm a fucking bitch. :willy_nilly:
Just be chill.
ChimeraCreative
03-10-2009, 07:05 AM
I know very well that everyone here doesn't like me, and I am okay with that for the most part. It's too bad, but shit happens. We're a diverse bunch of people, to say the least and some differences are fundemental. But I don't like the offhanded comment about "a donut" ruining the place when my tag's "I am a donut". If he has a problem with me I'd prefer he just say it and not be snide about it.
I'm sure more than one person on the board thinks I'm a fucking bitch
well now you mention it:hehehm:
Goshin
03-10-2009, 11:46 AM
u think my sigs are bad? lol thats nothing compared to all the other comic book and hip hop forums i mess around in some got flash games and animated gifs that make dsl and wifi move like dial-up
wolf_2099
03-10-2009, 11:58 AM
Not everyone has to like you, it's okay. I'm sure more than one person on the board thinks I'm a fucking bitch, and I don't have a problem with that.
Actually it's possible EVERYONE on the board thinks I'm a fucking bitch. :willy_nilly:
Just be chill.
You're right you don't have to like them but even still. It's pretty juvenile to take not-so-veiled jabs at the person who went out of their way to spend time on money to set-up a new board.
Bitch. Teehee.
u think my sigs are bad? lol thats nothing compared to all the other comic book and hip hop forums i mess around in some got flash games and animated gifs that make dsl and wifi move like dial-up
And that's why I come here and not there.
Will just everyone fucking stop about this insane thing?
How old are you all?
Just a month ago we were all friends and everyone was happy and willing to cuddle with each other, secretly hoping some crotches would be scratched and some earlobs would be bitten.
As Meek said, there's probably an option somewhere in your profile to put a member on your Ignore list and thus you won't see his/her post. There's probably also a way to disallow sigs and avatars thus you won't have to bear with them. (the only sig you are allowed to bitch about are Goshin's cause, like, that's old school fun). I know another V-Bulletin MB where you can do that, I don't see why this one wouldn't be able to.
So everyone get to it and SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
GODDAMN IT!
Stocky Boy
03-10-2009, 01:39 PM
Sorry Arn, the thing is, when people say things to the effect of, "let's all just stop it and get along", so that the heated discussions stop, it doesn't always prove to be a sound decision, because the underlying reason for any malcontent simmers away in the background until it boils over again.
To be fair, 'donut' could have refered to me. :D
I also agree with Cam. Not liking someone is not an excuse to be rude to them.
wolf_2099
03-10-2009, 01:53 PM
It doesn't help that I have no idea what peoples problems are with others, so all I get is people being snarky without knowing why.
It wouldn't be so bad if I had any idea what the problem was.
Mainly my problem was (the most likely coming of) the JDC sigs. Not the JDC itself, mind you. As Meek pointed out: those can be turned off. If I'd known that, I'd never have brought it up.
That, and at times the incrowd jokes did get a bit much, running rampant all over the place. So I wouldn't mind to see some self-restraint with that.
Basically, that's it. And then it all spiralled out of control.
ChimeraCreative
03-10-2009, 02:11 PM
And then it all spiralled out of control.
:Hug2:
Sorry Arn, the thing is, when people say things to the effect of, "let's all just stop it and get along", so that the heated discussions stop, it doesn't always prove to be a sound decision, because the underlying reason for any malcontent simmers away in the background until it boils over again.
To be fair, 'donut' could have refered to me. :D
I also agree with Cam. Not liking someone is not an excuse to be rude to them.
But there are ways of getting along instead of all this futile bitching at each other.
Junkogen
03-10-2009, 07:08 PM
You got something to say to me?
Yeah, what's with the "I'm a donut"? I find it just a shade more than coincidental that that appears in your sig shortly after the whole uprising against all that is good, jelly and donuty. It insults and offends me as a member of the notorious Jelly Donut Clan, considering you're so against it. That's why. You're being passive-aggressive, so I thought I'd give it right back.
The "^_^" theatrics don't work on me. And StoneTable, you can stop with the ridiculous chest-puffing. We're on a message board, not at a sports bar.
:chewie:
ChimeraCreative
03-10-2009, 07:11 PM
Yeah, what's with the "I'm a donut"? I find it just a shade more than coincidental that that appears in your sig shortly after the whole uprising against all that is good, jelly and donuty. It insults and offends me as a member of the notorious Jelly Donut Clan, considering you're so against it. That's why. You're being passive-aggressive, so I thought I'd give it right back.
The "^_^" theatrics don't work on me. And StoneTable, you can stop with the ridiculous chest-puffing. We're on a message board, not at a sports bar.
:chewie:
I've been a 'donut' in AW chat room for about a year and a half now. If it was bugging you, you should have told me. It never even occurred to me I was rubbing salt in the wounds and I'm sorry for that.
And now I'm asking you, is there a more serious problem between you and Stoney and I?
StoneTable
03-10-2009, 07:25 PM
Yeah, what's with the "I'm a donut"? I find it just a shade more than coincidental that that appears in your sig shortly after the whole uprising against all that is good, jelly and donuty. It insults and offends me as a member of the notorious Jelly Donut Clan, considering you're so against it. That's why. You're being passive-aggressive, so I thought I'd give it right back.
She's been using that tag line for as long as I've known her. It's a Pearl Jam reference. It's inscribed on her iPod. It's totally unrelated to JDC. Thank you for playing the Jump to Conclusions game!
And StoneTable, you can stop with the ridiculous chest-puffing. We're on a message board, not at a sports bar.
:rolleyes:
Junkogen
03-10-2009, 08:20 PM
And now I'm asking you, is there a more serious problem between you and Stoney and I?
With Stoney, not at all. I think it's more that he has a problem with me because I had a problem with you. So stop trying to project one onto me.
Any remaining hard feelings is because it seems like the board has fundamentally changed. It's cool that some of you feel differently about this place and want it all to be "grown up" (whatever the shit that means), but I guess now this place isn't the same for me. It doesn't have the same feel. And that's really nobody's direct fault exactly and not at all because of the new look or address or anything to do with StoneTable and what he's done.
And also, I guess the rest of you hated it, but I really enjoyed the absurd JDC joking around that went on, especially between meek?, Wally, and me. You guys can try and pretend like nothing happened because of that "maturation" bullshit, but one of the main reasons I enjoyed coming here is now irreparably damaged because of it. That irritates the hell out of me. Wally and me going back and forth is just not the same. So while you guys were selfishly trying to shape this new board in your image, you forgot to think about how that might affect other members who actually stayed around and contributed when others jumped ship long ago. And beyond that you trivialized our contributions in favor of bullshit propaganda to get your way. You showed more loyalty to people who 1)weren't here long to begin with, 2) left awhile ago and 3)aren't here now. That's pretty fucked up, speaking as a supposed "friend."
"With friends like these, who needs enemies?"
So yeah, BX has been kind of ruined for me. I'm still hanging around a bit to see if I still want anything to do with it. I saw some real douchebaggery come out of people and some of you may feel the same way toward me. So yeah...I guess we'll see what happens.
jedispyder
03-10-2009, 08:48 PM
Goddamn, everyone's bitches too much ;) I've been avoiding posting here cause of all the bitchfest, but I feel everyone needs to fucking drop it. Boo fucking hoo, lol.
:grouphug:
ChimeraCreative
03-10-2009, 09:01 PM
Shit man, is that all? ^_^
I'm sorry if I was getting Stoney mixed into the business between you and I. Everyone's been really cool about him even though he's the new guy. He's been super busy with work so he hasn't had much time to socialize with everyone, but I'm sure he'll get around to it.
I get that you're pissed off cuz the board seems different. To be honest, I don't think it's changed all that much. Some folks expressed opinions about wanting it to be less the way it used to be, but a lot of the language and jokes still go the same way. I don't look around BX and think "fuck, when did this place become a convent". I'm not the best person to compare it to BX from a year or two years ago, I avoided anything I wasn't into. I get that it's hard for you to face the possibility of this place changing. Me personally, I don't see a lot of changes being made and everyone seems pretty much the same as they were before. Most everyone is sick to death of the arguing, me included. I am, however, glad we're talking about this stuff.
I know I'd be pissed off if I were you. If I thought my haven was crumbling (or in this case conforming) I'd shout bloody murder from the rooftops. I think I did that back in the day, when I didn't get/didn't like the way BX was going. I know there were periods of time when very few people posted in a day, or a week on the old BX, but these things are cyclic. It always picked up again. But when you say people who weren't there long to begin with, left a while ago, aren't here now... some of that is cuz they were grossed out or scared off by the way things went there. How was that fair to them, that they had to suck it up or leave?
I'm not sure what I or anyone can do. I'm not the ringleader of what you perceive is the new censorship movement, there is no ringleader as far as I know. It's just something the place has been transitioning into. I'm not exactly sure why, but I'm not surprised I'm the person getting picked on to instigate all these changes.
I don't think you have to give up on this place, though. I've been kinda surprised what a hard line and militant attitude you've taken to the idea of change. (not said to be insulting) But like I said, if I was you I wouldn't want to give up my boy's club either. Hopefully a balance can be attained and everyone can stay together and meek will come back and it'll be happily ever after.
wolf_2099
03-10-2009, 11:41 PM
And also, I guess the rest of you hated it, but I really enjoyed the absurd JDC joking around that went on, especially between meek?, Wally, and me. You guys can try and pretend like nothing happened because of that "maturation" bullshit, but one of the main reasons I enjoyed coming here is now irreparably damaged because of it. That irritates the hell out of me. Wally and me going back and forth is just not the same. So while you guys were selfishly trying to shape this new board in your image, you forgot to think about how that might affect other members who actually stayed around and contributed when others jumped ship long ago. And beyond that you trivialized our contributions in favor of bullshit propaganda to get your way. You showed more loyalty to people who 1)weren't here long to begin with, 2) left awhile ago and 3)aren't here now. That's pretty fucked up, speaking as a supposed "friend."
When we were originally discussing all this, why didn't you post this then?
I'm sorry for it changing for you, if I had realized it was that important to you I would have have been more than happy to have had things done differently than they went.
jedispyder
03-10-2009, 11:46 PM
I personally don't feel like anything has changed. Then again, I never followed the JDC cause you fuckers wouldn't let me in ;) Kidding aside, I really don't think excluding JDC should make people get all pissy. Fuck, if you really really really really want the JDC then you can easily create a forum specifically for that. That way no one will say "you sick fuck!" or "dude, too far" cause there will be no "too far" there. As I said earlier, I didn't pay attention to JDC before and could really care less if it was here or not...
Fasheem
03-11-2009, 04:04 AM
That's exactly it, there was this big hullabaloo about "cleaning up the board" but then everyone just continued to post around talking about tits and calling people cunts, the usual stuff. What was even the point of that? It seemed like all it did was alienate people who have brought more to the board than most of the people who left over the years.
I've been testing the waters with some pretty fucked up shit, and no one has said a word about it.
I think people hated the JDC more because it was exclusive than because it was sick. It was essentially a collection of regular posters who weren't accepted into the main BX faction who glommed together and basically took over the board through aggressive post-whoring and gross-out circle jerks. Ah, the golden years. :)
This is why comixfan forums (or whatever the fuck it was called) had a "no clubs" rule. Very divisive, but (my perception is) it was sort of formed in reaction to the exclusiveness of the core BX group so who knows.
I want my boys back! :sad:
Will just everyone fucking stop about this insane thing?
How old are you all?
Just a month ago we were all friends and everyone was happy and willing to cuddle with each other, secretly hoping some crotches would be scratched and some earlobs would be bitten.
As Meek said, there's probably an option somewhere in your profile to put a member on your Ignore list and thus you won't see his/her post. There's probably also a way to disallow sigs and avatars thus you won't have to bear with them. (the only sig you are allowed to bitch about are Goshin's cause, like, that's old school fun). I know another V-Bulletin MB where you can do that, I don't see why this one wouldn't be able to.
So everyone get to it and SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
GODDAMN IT!
:hooray::emoteHail::emoteHail:
Junkogen
03-11-2009, 04:53 PM
That's exactly it, there was this big hullabaloo about "cleaning up the board" but then everyone just continued to post around talking about tits and calling people cunts, the usual stuff. What was even the point of that? It seemed like all it did was alienate people who have brought more to the board than most of the people who left over the years.
I've been testing the waters with some pretty fucked up shit, and no one has said a word about it.
I think people hated the JDC more because it was exclusive than because it was sick. It was essentially a collection of regular posters who weren't accepted into the main BX faction who glommed together and basically took over the board through aggressive post-whoring and gross-out circle jerks. Ah, the golden years. :)
This is why comixfan forums (or whatever the fuck it was called) had a "no clubs" rule. Very divisive, but (my perception is) it was sort of formed in reaction to the exclusiveness of the core BX group so who knows.
I want my boys back! :sad:
:love:
"I desperately want to make love to a school boy...wait..."
wolf_2099
03-11-2009, 05:18 PM
Guys and gals.
No matter what happens, I just want to say this.
I hate you all for using smilies.
Teehee.
Fasheem
03-12-2009, 05:28 AM
Guys and gals.
No matter what happens, I just want to say this.
I hate you all for using smilies.
Teehee.
:sad:
CountD
03-16-2009, 02:40 PM
I was about to say just that. Goshin complaining about anybody's sig is like a priest complaining about a child sexual molester.
it's true
I only speak the truth. You should know by now.
CountD
03-18-2009, 01:47 PM
I only speak the truth. You should know by now.
Then why do you fall in lockstep for Wallstreet but not for me!
Vertigo in Indy forum, bub!:soapbox:
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