Top Ten Posters

[ChimeraCreative]

1. wolf_2099 533 posts and after checking his statistics it breaks down to 70.55 posts a day (currently). He is our most diligent post leader by a considerable margin.

2. MGM 424 posts and has the advantage of a different time zone than most BXers so he can monitor the board at times North Americans are only dimly aware of. Bi-lingual aspects make him more threatening than a fleet of spam bots.

3. Tragic_Angelus 267 and leader of the tightest rate in recent BX history (but I suppose it's all recent history now, eh). Advantage is squatting in dark, unknown bowel of BX and racking up high volumes of useless posts.

4. Mr Wallstreet 261 and just motivated enough to do nothing but post in order to receive a bronze medal for doing nothing.

5. XIII 256 and mad as hell he has to start from the bottom. Wouldn't underestimate his rage or willingness to post anywhere to bolster count. He has no shame.

6. French Biscuit 250 and one of the most lovely and ardent members of this new generation of post whores. Secret weapon is to make awesome works of art, post them and receive compliments from different people so she can thank multiple people multiple times. Considered the Black Widow of Pastry Art.

7. Junkogen 226 posts and limping along to catch up to the 260-250 pack. Uses his flayed, blackened penis as a crutch to stimulate conversation and try to get himself back into the Top Ten Poster game. Do not fall for his variation of the "pull my finger" joke.

8. Chimera_Creative 202 and NOTHING threatening about her at all. Mwha.

9. Fasheem 103 and curiously enough the only BX poster in the 100's. Sarcasm and alluring but cutting comments not for n00bs or faint of heart. Engages in only select threads but is the unquestionable dominatrix of all she surveys.

10. Stocky_Boy 93 posts and not much special about any of them. Nonchalant approach to posting is completely contradicting his regal and (deservedly) arrogant attitude. May be letting other posts get ahead to build false sense of security before he lets loose the full tidal wave wrath of Stocky verbosity.

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15. JediMindTrick 29 posts. 'Whole lotta posts' my ass. Welcome to the Rat Race, Pokey.

[Stocky Boy]

I will not be engaging in flagrant postwhoring. :-p
If I reply to someone's funny post with but a smilie, I will not consider this evidence of postwhoring, since there won't be enough similar posts by me to add any weight towards a case that I postwhore.

No more postwhoring from Lord Viscount James Stockberius Stockwell.

[Stocky Boy]

From this point on!

[Stocky Boy]

No more! The line has been drawn!

[Stocky Boy]

;)

[ChimeraCreative]

No more postwhoring from Lord Viscount James Stockberius Stockwell.

I knew a rat named Sir Stevadore Von Botulism. He was awesome, you would have liked him. ^_^

[Stocky Boy]

Have you destroyed LV James S. Stockwell's member tag?

What's wrong with the word, 'forum'?

[ChimeraCreative]

Eh? I didn't do anything to your tag. I have no idea why it wouldn't work. Try a different word and see what happens? O.o

[ChimeraCreative]

Oh, what the fuck, my list is already obsolete. Stocky's passed Fash. Thanks for trashing all my hard work, Bethie. ^_^

[Stocky Boy]

It was only ever going to be a brief snapshot of the board. :D

Like a balance sheet, your post was just s snapshot of the current state.

Look! Even this post right now is further making a liar out of you. :p

[Tragic Angelus]

High volume of useless posts?

Feels like you just... said I myself was useless... :(

We'll see about that. I'll show you.

[Junkogen]

I think it should be noted that everyone above me is an admitted postwhore, which is akin to professional athletes using performance enhancing drugs.

For shame! For shame!:mad:

What a poor influence you have all been on little Ed. If only you all followed my example, he would only be masturbating and not whoring himself about on these boards as if his last name was Hilton.

:D

[Tragic Angelus]

But if I followed your example, all the flesh on my penis would have been roughly removed years ago, leaving me with a terribly destroyed, mangled, and unopporable shaft that would never be able to see the light of day.

Also, subjected to hours and hours and days of WoW *Shudder*.. that's the true horror...

Or, I could just be a whore.

Given those options, i'll go with the whore. :D

[ChimeraCreative]

Eddie, don't do it!!! Don't succumb to the temptation to discuss Junk's junk!!! It's a trap!!!

Junkogen 226 posts and limping along to catch up to the 260-250 pack. Uses his flayed, blackened penis as a crutch to stimulate conversation and try to get himself back into the Top Ten Poster game.

[Tragic Angelus]

Too late fair lady! As he thinks he has trapped, I too get to enjoy a bulge... in my own post count :D

[Junkogen]

Eddie, don't do it!!! Don't succumb to the temptation to discuss Junk's junk!!! It's a trap!!!

Whatever. My penis's grotesque, deformed and depraved condition has been the topic of intense analysis and discussion in various scientific and religious research journals for years.

Any discussion here is insignificant and unworthy of any kind of special recognition.

:D

[Tragic Angelus]

Also, origin sites of various diseases and viruses. Most likely created to topple the current governmental system.

[Junkogen]

Also, origin sites of various diseases and viruses. Most likely created to topple the current governmental system.

Ah yes, I forgot to include the military research going on. :D

[Tragic Angelus]

And isn't it wanted in questioning for an appearance located near the largest LA Disaster area?? Also referred to as Lindsay Lohan's vaginal canal?

[Junkogen]

And isn't it wanted in questioning for an appearance located near the largest LA Disaster area?? Also referred to as Lindsay Lohan's vaginal canal?

No. If Ms. Lohan's vagina were to come in contact with my penis she would be dead in seconds.

To be sure, my penis is on par with nuclear weapons proliferation in terms of being a global safety concern.

:D

[Tragic Angelus]

And similiar to nuclear weapons, isn't it nearly impossible to find when a government search is conducted for it? :D

[wolf_2099]

I don't even whore anymore. My lead is dwindling away.

[Junkogen]

And similiar to nuclear weapons, isn't it nearly impossible to find when a government search is conducted for it? :D

On the contrary, much like nuclear weapons, my penis is quite large and easily recognizable by reconnaissance satellites in space.

:D

[Tragic Angelus]

The minuter scale models you move around your penis for your RPG pleasures aren't the same as 'reconnaissance satallites', regardless of what the box they came in says.

But your secret safe with me :D

[Junkogen]

The minuter scale models you move around your penis for your RPG pleasures aren't the same as 'reconnaissance satallites', regardless of what the box they came in says.


That doesn't even make sense.

:D

[Tragic Angelus]

it made more sense in my head than when i actually typed it out.

Regardless of my inconsistency: You're penis is still small :D

And see we talk about your distraught member, and both our post counts go up. Win-Win

[Junkogen]

it made more sense in my head than when i actually typed it out.


Hey, no skin off my shaft. I'm just worried about the fact that you plan on teaching English when you graduate. :(


:D

[Tragic Angelus]

of course there's not skin off your shaft. You don't have any left to begin with.

[William McDert]

FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Mr Wallstreet]

4. Mr Wallstreet 261 and just motivated enough to do nothing but post in order to receive a bronze medal for doing nothing.


Not true. I do...stuff...

[ChimeraCreative]

Looking back, I may have been too harsh when I wrote up the bios for the Top Ten List. :rolleyes:

[MGM]

The weekends are your chance to get to me.

[Fasheem]

Oh, what the fuck, my list is already obsolete. Stocky's passed Fash. Thanks for trashing all my hard work, Bethie. ^_^

:mad: Trashing MY hard work, you mean.

[Fasheem]

:mad: Trashing MY hard work, you mean.

Actually I'm surprised I made the top ten at all considering how I have been not post-whoring at all. (Except for this post.)

[XIII]

I'll wind up on top. I always do. Especially if Cam is second. ;)

[ChimeraCreative]

:mad: Trashing MY hard work, you mean.

Take it up with the Brit, I'm still struggling to climb the mountain myself. :(

[CBKA]

ive not got in to my postwhoring ways. yet

[JediMindTrick]

Okay, I'm chiming in way late on this conversation, but I just wanna say I should never have put "a whole lotta posts" on the old site, cuz after that it would never let me edit my profile.

[The French Biscuit]

6. French Biscuit 250 and one of the most lovely and ardent members of this new generation of post whores. Secret weapon is to make awesome works of art, post them and receive compliments from different people so she can thank multiple people multiple times. Considered the Black Widow of Pastry Art.


Damn, you discovered my clever and secret ploy to get more posts! I am revealed! :eek: ;) You deserve a rep for this thread. *reps*



8. Chimera_Creative 202 and NOTHING threatening about her at all. Mwha.


uh-huh. ;)

[Tragic Angelus]

This thing will almost never be set in stone until we revert back to our half-assed posting ways where someone has a sizeable lead over the person below them. Till then, everything's pretty much up for grabs I'd say.

[MGM]

2. MGM 424 posts and has the advantage of a different time zone than most BXers so he can monitor the board at times North Americans are only dimly aware of. Bi-lingual aspects make him more threatening than a fleet of spam bots.

Exactly, the timezones are my saviors!

[Tragic Angelus]

It's ok.. you have your time zones, and we all get to compete in ours. At best we all have a few people to keep us company into the wee hours of the night. You're usually hitting those as we're getting started aren't you?

[MGM]

If you mean about now, sure. It's 11 here.

[Tragic Angelus]

See, I still have upwards of 6 hours until that time! Plenty of time to be lazy and post about random worthless dribble in my own thread :D

[MGM]

Who says I'm off to bed quickly? :D

[Tragic Angelus]

Oh I didn't say that. I'm simply stating that when you ARE in bed, it'll probably only be... 8pm here. That's ok though you get the early morning start while I'm in bed, so I suppose it balances out..

[MGM]

Yes, and during your night time I've got Arn, Stocky and Fash for company. :D

[ChimeraCreative]

Man, meek's going to have a long way to go once he finally joins up. ^_^

I've got my eyes on the backside of Junkogen. I'm about twenty posts away from catching up to him. Then I'm on to everyone's precious Biscuit. http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/lynx/orngwink.gif

[The French Biscuit]

Then I'm on to everyone's precious Biscuit. http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/lynx/orngwink.gif

http://smilies.vidahost.com/cwm/cwm/eek6.gif *fear* ;)

[wolf_2099]

And MGM is postwhoring away.

I wonder if we can remove PHIYST posts from post counts?

[MGM]

Uh... no. I haven't postwhored today. Not even in my own topic, although it kinda looks like I did.

[wolf_2099]

Kind of? Although I guess we are still about 100 posts apart.

[MGM]

Three posts in a row, but between the first and second is hours and between the second and third... an hour? I forgot something and posted it later.

[wolf_2099]

Pshaw. Maybe I`ll go update about my testicles a few times.

[Tragic Angelus]

Yes, and during your night time I've got Arn, Stocky and Fash for company. :D

I'll fight you for Fash, and I think we should come to a joint custody agreement on Stocky.

But you can keep Arn. :D

[William McDert]

In a cage preferably.

[Fasheem]

I only post at night. Today I was busy. So busy. 11 episodes of Battlestar Galactica and I'm still not even close to done watching it. No time to post!

[MGM]

11? Your eyes muxt bleed. But it's OMG good, that's true.

And I think your night is my day, so that's why I've got you covered.

[CBKA]

Pshaw. Maybe I`ll go update about my testicles a few times.

:ban:

[Fasheem]

Just got back from another date with the TV. Sorry BX, but until I move out of here you're just going to have to accept that you are second place. :coolgleam:

[MGM]

Surely you can hook up the web to the TV?

[William McDert]

You watch on tv? Haven't you heard about the tvs on the interweb yet my little Korean bowl of noodles?

[ChimeraCreative]

I just topped Junk by two posts, I'm officially trying to run down the Biscuit now. :evilgrin:

[The French Biscuit]

:leaving:

*hides under her bed*

[wolf_2099]

You'll never get me!

Frenchie was number 1 for a while, too.

[The French Biscuit]

That was wayyy back when there were only 4 of us on here.
I had the advantage then.

[ChimeraCreative]

lol, it was just StoneTable, Biscuit, Fash and myself. I bet Stoney misses those days too. ^_^

[wolf_2099]

Now, I win! WIN!
I think I was signed up then.

[Stocky Boy]

Oh, quick post count check...

Oh, 126.

126 quality posts I might add. Each of my posts are worth 10 of all of yours. My contributory post count is around 1,260 and + 10,000 just for being me. :D

[wolf_2099]

Hrm. Time to whore more to get 1260 posts.

[ChimeraCreative]

Hrm. Time to whore more to get 1260 posts.

Stocky... what did you do to make Cam get all scary like that???

[Tragic Angelus]

I'm probably going to take advantage of Arn's 'break' to gain a sizeable lead over him, I'm not gonna lie. Does that make me a bad person?

[Stocky Boy]

I'm not sure. But I wouldn't be too surprised, if I go to bed now, wake up tomorrow, log on and discover his post count has doubled. :eek:

[XIII]

I'll wind up on top. I always do. Especially if Cam is second. ;)

I officialy resent my own comment.

[MGM]

Oh, quick post count check...

Oh, 126.

126 quality posts I might add. Each of my posts are worth 10 of all of yours. My contributory post count is around 1,260 and + 10,000 just for being me. :D

:book:


This I could get used to. :D

[Stocky Boy]

:book: :book: :book: :book: :book: :book: :book: :book: :book: :mad:



Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

[Tragic Angelus]

:book:

This I could get used to. :D



Most definitely :D

[MGM]

Hey dude, that's a pointless reply which could easily be replaced by repping me! :D

[wolf_2099]

I officialy resent my own comment.

Aww, how come?

[Mr Wallstreet]

I'd start postwhoring in my own bio thread but I don't want to alienate any of the people who've stopped by there, especially now that it's so classy.

[jedispyder]

15. JediMindTrick 29 posts. 'Whole lotta posts' my ass. Welcome to the Rat Race, Pokey.
16. jedispyder 26 posts. "God damn I need to stop lurking and start posting" lipsrsealed2:

[ChimeraCreative]

At least strive to beat JMT, Almonds. It's not exactly a sky high goal, but surpassing our former leader is a rite of passage we all go through. ^_^

[Mr Wallstreet]

But JMT gets infinite reps for getting us together all those years ago. He have a roving band of fanboy nomads, an oasis to call their own

[William McDert]

Don't forget those who were woo'd to the HtotheP Sanctuary.

[ChimeraCreative]

I kinda miss some of those extra folks we picked up there. I think Strife would have gotten along splendidly with jedispyder. *angstemoworry* ^_^

[William McDert]

I think he's still on my Myspace friends list. I can try to track the kid down.

And yeah they probably would have haha

[ChimeraCreative]

I think I have his AIM name. We used to talk quite a bit.

Why, I might just flip on the old AIM for nostalgia tonight. ^_^

[William McDert]

haha nice. I refuse to install it on my new laptop, I'm so done with chatting software for the time being.

[ChimeraCreative]

I pinged the kid but he's away. Gawd knows if he'll remember me or say anything.

And with this trip down memory lane I have now surpassed Biscuit in posts. I'M COMING FOR YOU, ARN. ^_^

[William McDert]

RUN ARNAUD RUN

[Mr Wallstreet]

And with THIS post, I have surpassed the boy/girl: Edbert! :cool:

[wolf_2099]

I'd start postwhoring in my own bio thread but I don't want to alienate any of the people who've stopped by there, especially now that it's so classy.

That illusion is all in your head.

[Tragic Angelus]

And with THIS post, I have surpassed the boy/girl: Edbert! :cool:

Oh? Is that so?

:book:

[MGM]

I've got the feeling that that smiley is going to be the greatest running gag on this board.

[Tragic Angelus]

Without a doubt, I agree. Stocky can have all the props for creating its use, but I'm sure someone else will find the best time to use it to it's greatest effect.

Oh, like say, when a certain someone finally starts posting and gets up on their soapbox?

[Mr Wallstreet]

:cuss:[QUOTE=Tragic Angelus;3832]Oh? Is that so?

:disappointed:

[Stocky Boy]

Don't think I can use my own solid, gold material better than any burglarer thieving it, Edberty?

I'm a a writer and performer par excellence!


PS Cue brilliant time to use the 'book' on me, but you can't now, since it wouldn't be as funny, since I've called out the predictable usage of it before someone can make use of it. :D

[Mr Wallstreet]

:snore:

[Tragic Angelus]

:cuss:Oh? Is that so?

:disappointed:

Well it was at one point... now I've gotta work for it

[Mr Wallstreet]

*Slaps Tragic*

How you like em now boyyyyy?

[Tragic Angelus]

That's child abuse.

I'm telling.

[ChimeraCreative]

That's child abuse.

I'm telling.

We don't really have a leader. I'm not sure who we can tell. So by that logic... we can't be told on? :coolgleam: *searches for wedgie smilie*

[Tragic Angelus]

You can so be told on!! I'll tell Brad! He's like the leader!

Or I'll just tell social services. either one.

[ChimeraCreative]

You can so be told on!! I'll tell Brad! He's like the leader!


You can't tell Brad if I GET THERE FIRST!!! :leaving:

(your shoe's untied!)

[Tragic Angelus]

nu uh, cause kids dont wears shoes. We run around bare foot! :D

[ChimeraCreative]

Shit. Well, Brad's in the south and I'll assume they don't have paved roads JUST LIKE CANADA, so good luck getting over the crunchy gravel in bare feet McSore-Sore. ^_^

[Tragic Angelus]

Lady, I grew up in Indiana on gravel sidewalks. I played basketball on broken glass.

Bring it :D

[ChimeraCreative]

Lady, I grew up in Indiana on gravel sidewalks. I played basketball on broken glass.

Bring it :D

CRAP

*may be screwed, hits the road running*

I'm old and soft and pale. Mercy head start! ^_^

[Tragic Angelus]

I'm prettier, and can appeal to his father-like qualities now that he has his children.

[ChimeraCreative]

I can appeal to his pervy-like qualities since I'm a woman. I'm sure he'll do me a favour and not listen to you until I get there to trounce you thoroughly.

Mind you, his wife would probably not let me in the door, heh. Getting on the base might be more of a challenge. ^_^

[Tragic Angelus]

Ha! You'll have a harder time doing that then I will since you're foriegn!! :D

[ChimeraCreative]

I think I need backup. I need Wally in here to smack you around again. You have an answer for everything.

I would have gotten away with everything if it wasn't for that meddling kid! :D

[Tragic Angelus]

How does it feel to be defeated by a child? :D

[ChimeraCreative]

Horrible. :D

WALLY! Clean up in Aisle Edbert! He needs his mouth washed out and his lil hind-end kicked! Stay strong Wally, you're doing this for all us old codgers on the board. Pretend Eddie's every kid that's cut you off with a skateboard and flipped you off. ^_^

[Tragic Angelus]

I believe this means that Wally has just become the proverbial old man who can't stand young kids, and yells at them to get off his lawn while talking about how in his day children had respect and worked in the coal mines from dusk till dawn.

Also, :p

[ChimeraCreative]

I know we rib you about it a lot, but there must be a giddly little thrill about being the youngest among us. I'll be turning thirty next year. Teasing you is how I cope with my impending geriatric status. ^_^

[Tragic Angelus]

Not so much a thrill. Hell half the time I forget that you're all that much older than me, because I tend to forget that as I was getting older, you all were too. Made more sense to think you all stayed the same age all these years.

And please, 30 is the new 20

[Mr Wallstreet]

How does it feel to be defeated by a child? :D

Horrible. :D

WALLY! Clean up in Aisle Edbert! He needs his mouth washed out and his lil hind-end kicked!


I wouldn't feel too bad CC. Bear in mind Tragic still has night terrors :D

[Mr Wallstreet]

I believe this means that Wally has just become the proverbial old man who can't stand young kids, and yells at them to get off his lawn while talking about how in his day children had respect and worked in the coal mines from dusk till dawn.



And you will always remain a little boy who wets his bed :p :D

[ChimeraCreative]

I wouldn't feel too bad CC. Bear in mind Tragic still has night terrors :D

I'll see the night terrors and raise you a bed wetting. ^_^

EDIT: Jinx, Wally. ^_^

I wonder what it's going to be like here once we're all too old and feeble to be posting and Ed's frolicking around as a devilishly young and handsome man. ^_^

[Mr Wallstreet]

I already covered that. You have anything else? Sleepwalking? Security blanket?

[Tragic Angelus]

What do you mean when I'm a devilishly young handsome man? I already am!

I just gotta work on the frolicking part, and when the Frenchman get's back he can teach me.

[Fasheem]

you are all whores.

You watch on tv? Haven't you heard about the tvs on the interweb yet my little Korean bowl of noodles?

I watch stuff from my computer on the TV. As far as I know, the TV isn't even hooked up to any "normal" channels. :coolgleam:

[wolf_2099]

you are all whores.



I watch stuff from my computer on the TV. As far as I know, the TV isn't even hooked up to any "normal" channels. :coolgleam:

Neither is mine. I love my hdmi cable. I haven't had TV in over 2 years.

[Fasheem]

Neither is mine. I love my hdmi cable. I haven't had TV in over 2 years.

We use the Xbox but it is currently BROKEN. We are somewhat at a loss without it.

[wolf_2099]

We use the Xbox but it is currently BROKEN. We are somewhat at a loss without it.

Red ring of death?