What do you need right now?

[Stocky Boy]

AND WHY ARE YOU INSTEAD POSTING ABOUT IT INSTEAD OF DOING IT ??? :D ??

I need a crap. :p

I'm too busy thinking up stupid new threads and waiting for replies to actually go and fulfill this bodily need. :p:D

[Mr Wallstreet]

The reason you're not taking a crap right now is because there is probably someone on the same floor as you. Knowing you, you need the entire floor evacuated before you even approach the shitter :p

[wolf_2099]

I need to poop. I think I will go do that, and bring my laptop with me, and post while doing so.

[ChimeraCreative]

I've had very few people bring the phone to the toilet with them, the worst offender of the 'potty mouth' is actually on this board. He will remain nameless, for now...

[Stocky Boy]

Kid! Clearly.


Since, last I replied, I have done some excercise and watched the latest episode of Lost. I did not poop. I still need one.


... Have I simply created a thread in which my only ever, present need will be to poop?
:-/

[ChimeraCreative]

Irish breakfast tea, no sugar, let the teabag steep for about 15 minutes.

POW! POOPS AHOY! http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/blackeye/Eyecrazy.gif

[Stocky Boy]

If you let the teabag stay in for 15 minutes when do you start consuming? Surely the tea has gone luke warm after 15 mins?

Andy needs to get ready for bed. Work on the morrow. :mad:

Andy will likely stay up for another 5 minutes though. He can't help himself. :o

[ChimeraCreative]

Naw, it's still pretty warm. And since you kinda segued into it for me, I find chugging cooled tea (slightly warm) to be the most effective for, um, the needs of nature and such.

[Tragic Angelus]

I need to write a paper on Shakespeare.. using a topic my prof gave me.. but I don't want to.

[wolf_2099]

I've had very few people bring the phone to the toilet with them, the worst offender of the 'potty mouth' is actually on this board. He will remain nameless, for now...

That is disgusting.
If I heard someone voiding their bowel or bladders on the phone I'd hang up on them.

[William McDert]

Stocky, what the fuck, how do you exercise while needing to poop?

[wolf_2099]

Stocky, what the fuck, how do you exercise while needing to poop?

Try doing really heavy squats.

[Fasheem]

I need to sleep. I am posting instead of sleeping because it's 6:20pm. I need to get myself back into "working" time.

[The French Biscuit]

I need to do about a million things, but I have class this morning so that puts them off for a few hours.

*crosses fingers that she doesn't have a lab assignment today*

[CBKA]

I will admit, to my shame, i will answer the phone while having a shit.

I will never ring anyone though, I do have some boundaries ;)

[CBKA]

and to answer the original question i need to find a job. I haven't got a clue how anyone can survive on the dole.

[MGM]

I'm thinking about watching True Blood.

[wolf_2099]

I need my testicles to stop hurting.

[wolf_2099]

I also need CBKA to change his fucking avatar, that's disgusting.

[Mr Wallstreet]

I need a light snack

[CBKA]

I also need CBKA to change his fucking avatar, that's disgusting.

Consider it done:)

[CBKA]

I need a light snack

Shit sandwich?

[Mr Wallstreet]

I need this horrendous weather to end. The week after the Con ended it was surprisingly mild but then we went back to bone freezing weather. And next week it'll be snowing/raining on and off :(

[Mr Wallstreet]

Shit sandwich?

I was thinking more along the lines of an apple.

[CBKA]

I was thinking more along the lines of an apple.

green or red?

[Shermy]

I need ice cream and hot food!

[Stocky Boy]

Would you eat them in that order? ;)

I had a beef and stilton sandwich from good old Pret A Manger today. Bloody lovely!

I need to do some excercise.

[ChimeraCreative]

I need to quit looking at a blank page 17 and fill page 17 with words. I hate you, page 17, and I hate my need to use you as a building block to the rest of the story.:banghead:

[William McDert]

I need longer dreads dammit. OUTER APPEARANCE IS EVERYTHING!

[William McDert]

I also really need to shave, my beard is caveman status and my work is getting angry at me. :)

[Shermy]

Would you eat them in that order? ;)

I had a beef and stilton sandwich from good old Pret A Manger today. Bloody lovely!

I need to do some excercise.

I got the hot food and Yes is the answer Stockwell. ;)

[Stocky Boy]

Ben and Jerry's or is Ben and Jerry too much in Recession Britain?

I really need to excercise now!

[CountD]

I need to pick a fight

I also need to be less ocd with numbers. I swear, I'm becoming retarded.